A/N: A little story I wrote 3 years ago. Now, I've slightly re-written it for FanFiction! Enjoy and review!
Usually, it's the same: Luigi gets sunburned, his feet get fungus on 'em, he gets swept away, he can't swim, lightning strikes him, he can't go to the snack bar, and worst of all, he gets bitten by 12 mosquitoes every time he thinks he's safe.
Sometimes, Luigi's luck improves when he goes to the beach on a good day, but often he wets his pants.
And that's what-HEY!
''What are you doing?'' said Luigi.
''I don't know!'' said Goomba.
Luigi looked over the Goomba's shoulder.
''I see...That you're revealing my embarrassing secrets, huh?'' said Luigi.
''NO! Don't stomp me! I'm innocent!'' yelled Goomba.
''Shut up!'' commanded Luigi.
STOMP!
Mario, who had eaten a Giant Mushroom, had stomped the two. Neither lived to see another day.