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Announcer: How does Shadowcat eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?

Kitty: I phase through my Reese's, first.

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Announcer: How does Beast eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?

Hank: I try to understand anything I take into my body on the molecular level before consuming it. I run several scientific tests to understand its chemical makeup, and if I can, I make notes of Kitty's observations once she has phased through a substance. Upon investigation, I think I shall try this treat. Hmmm, quite tasty, but alas, nothing compares to a Twinkie.

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Announcer: How do Iceman and Pyro eat Reese's Peanut Butter Cups?

Bobby: I like to eat them ice cold.

St. John: Naw, man, they're better hot. (We see St. John holding out his hands with chocolate dripping from them.)

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Announcer: How does Gambit eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?

Remy: Better watch your candy stash, chere. 'Dis thief steals his treats!

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Announcer: How does Jubilee eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?

Jubes: I think everything is better when it sparkles! But the important question is "where" not "how," silly. And the answer is, at the mall, of course!

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Announcer: How does Storm eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?

Ororo: I enjoy curling up and watching a nice thunderstorm with an old blanket, a glass of milk, and plenty of Reese's.

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Announcer: How does Dr. Grey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?

Jean: I can move all sorts of things with my mind. (We see a peanut butter cup float through the air, the wrapper comes off of it and it slides into her open mouth.)

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Announcer: How does Cyclops eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?

Scott: I guess I just eat them like most people do…. But have you ever tried to open those wrappers? I usually just blast the damn thing.

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Announcer: How does Professor X eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?

Charles: Well, I put my hands on either side of it, and I say, "Just relax, I am not going to hurt you…."

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Announcer: How does Rogue eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?

Marie: I like to place the peanut butter cup right in the middle of Logan's breastbone. Then I start at his belly button and make a triangular trail, as I kiss, lick, and nibble from his washboard stomach up to one nipple, across his glorious chest, eating my treat as I go, to the other nipple and back down his "treasure line" to his navel.

But, you want to know what the best part of it is? There's always two cups in a package so I get to do it all over again!

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Announcer: How does Wolverine eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?

Logan: First, I undress Marie and lay her out naked on our bed. Next, I use my claws to shave the candy into tiny pieces that fall all over her body. Then, I take my time and lick it all up.

Got a problem with that, bub?

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