Having a phone call about the end of the world during a good dinner made me want to throw up. I was having dinner with my two uncles and cousins, Annabeth. I was enjoying the taste of delicious pasta when Samirah, my ex - Valkyrie, called. I stood up immediately and excused myself. I walked to the other side if the room.

"Hey," I said through my chewing, "What's up?"

"Ragnarok's up." She replied in a tone that only a creepy ghost could replicate.

I almost spat out my food.

"How?" I asked, "I took everyone precaution to delay Ragnarok."

"Well, there were these several times -"

"Okay, okay, I get it. I'm coming."

So much for a good dinner. I uneasily walked back to the table but I guess I looked a bit to bad. Annabeth grabbed me and pulled me aside.

"What happened?" She demanded.

Have pity in me, I thought.

"Ragnarok." I said. I sounded too much like Sam.

"It's the - you mean it's the end of the world?"

"Uh... Yeah."

"You. Me. Hijack uncle Randolph's car now."

I wasn't expecting to break into another thing after I stopped being homeless. Annabeth quickly stole the keys and we ran out of the house. As we drove away, I heard uncle Randolph's voice calling out from behind us. I kinda felt bad for the old man. I think Sam was looking for as, cause we bumped into her while we were driving.

"I'll take you to Valhalla. Wait, who is the girl?" She asked pointing to Annabeth.

"She's my cousin, Annabeth." I replied.

"Is she..?"

"Yup. All the way."

"Then let's go."

I 'magically' appeared in Valhalla. Rows and rows of warriors were lined up.

"Einherjar of Valhalla!" Cried Odin, "Today is the day which the earth will end. Midgard will unfortunately become a battlefield. Although Ymir was quite annoying."

I landed on a pie. My jeans were covered in chicken and crust bits. It also made a big 'SPLAT' so some people started giggling.

After the all - father finished his speech (which took longer than it should have) I was assigned to a group with Hearthstone, Blitzen and Sam. Annabeth told me she was going to get reinforcements. She sternly grabbed a Valkyries arm and whispered into her ear. The Valkyrie straightened up and both of them teleported away in a 'poof'.

I checked out my friends. Sam had her hijab on as usual. She wore leather clothing with chain armour. She hefted a new golden axe which was enchanted with alf seider. Hearthstone looked the best. He had a new ash staff with perthro still between the prongs. He donned a cape with the rune of Algiz in silk sewn on it. Algiz is the rune of protection. Blitz carried Blitzens blade, it wasn't even a blade. It was a bone steel hammer. It was forged with all the different type of monster bones and drenched in the blood of every monster. It was the strongest hammer ever. Thor had shown a hint of jealousy at Blitzens craft. He was also sporting fashionable armour. Than the horn blew. Than the end of the world happened.

When I saw the Magnus and the gods of Asgard page I was immediately like, to much fluff! So enjoy this.