-Naked snake was deep in the Siberian wildness. His mission was clear: destroy the Shagohod, find Sokolov, kill the boss. He was crawling through the bushes all sneak like like a black man who was about to sneak into a house and steal a TV. What naked snake didn't know is that there was something else in these jungles besides Russian bad guys and animals.
There was a bright green light in the jungle, it was like a radioactive light that would turn bruce banner into the hulk. An interdimensional portal opened and a tall drunk old guy in a scientist clothes walked out of it like a black man climbing oout of the window of the house he just burglarized. It was rick from rick and morty. His grandson and sexual partner morty was not far behind. Morty opened his gay teenager mouth and spoke in a voice that was like a vulture being circumsized by a rabi
. "hey rick where the heck are we?" morty asked in his stupid and fucking gay voice. "we're in Siberia morty" rick started talking, "this is the year 1969 and the boss has become evil and we're gonna help snake kill her and colonel volgin morty. You see morty colonel volgin steals the blueprints for the metal gear in the future and I don't like when stupid dumb normies steal from me so we're gonna shoot and kill him with a gun" rick said to morty who was watching with a shocked look like somebody who had just watched the movie human fly starring jeff Goldblum.
Morty began to talk to rick "jeez rick that's pretty hardcore" "who is naked snake rick?" morty asked to rick because he did not know who naked snake was cause he was not a smart person like rick who played metal gear solid 3 subsistence for the PS2. "he is the soldier who is gonna kill the boss and become the big boss and then be cloned and have 4 clones of him and were gonna help him kill the boss" rick educated his mentally retarded and gay grandson.
Rick and morty thhen walked for awhile until they found snake who was using binoculars to spy on evas ass because she had a nice ass like a supermodel who used her big boobs to get what she wanted. "hello snake I'm rick sanchez" said rick to snake (this was not solid snake though, it was naked snake) "whoa hey, how did you know my name!?" snake asked, he was startled by this old man and teenage boy in the jungle. "did major zero send you guys? You speak English and do not sound like a Russian" snake asked. "no we are from another dimension and we are gonna help you kill the boss and shagohod and colonel volgin" rick sanchez told snake.
"oh ok that is epic" said snake to rick "the boss and volgin do not know you are here in the jungle and on my side to kill them so we can use advanced stealth tactics and cqc to surprise them" snake said. Little did snake know that they were being watched from far away by a man who was spinning two revolvers like a record spins on a record player that is really old and wearing a red hat.
END OF CHAPTER 1.