It all began during the month that Lincoln somehow did something to upset all ten of his sisters each day. First he accidentally scared Lola and Lana and made Lola mess up her makeup and Lana get bitten by her new pet raccoon. He then went on to screw up Lisa's experiment by putting the wrong liquid into the mixture. This resulted in her being mildly aggravated with him. He then went on to upset the rest by accidentally hurting them or their daily activities. That my dear readers is how our story begins...
Saturday night Lincoln came home from Clyde's house after watching a brand new episode of ARGGH! with Clyde. He was whistling happily while walking down the sidewalk. When he opened the front door, he saw everyone but his parents (who were on a month long cruise and left Lori in charge) on the couch watching the Dream Boat together. He went to sit down on the couch but Lori pushed him off and sat down in his spot. "Ooohhhkkayyy..." was all he said. He didn't put much thought into it and went to bed.
The next morning Lincoln tried to apologize by making them all chocolate chip pancakes which they seemed very grateful for. "Lincoln," Lana said. "I don't feel all that good." "Oh you'll be fine Lana. You may have a little bug or somethi-" Lori then puked all over the floor. The other girls saw this and it triggered them to throw up. Lincoln was starting to panic so he just ran to his room. But not before hearing Lori scream out "LINCOLN!" At the top of her lungs and the other girls joining in afterwards. Since his door didn't have a lock, he put every piece of furniture up against the door and waited. He waited about two minutes and since his sisters were not tearing down his door he figured he was safe for now. He picked up his walkie talkie. "Clyde!" He frantically whispered. But there was no answer. He tried again. Still no answer. "Oh God." He said to himself. "I'm so dead. First I manage to upset every single one of them and now I gave them food poisoning!" He paced around his room. BANG BANG he heard his sisters on the other side of his door. Sighing, he removed the furniture and opened the door to find ten furious sisters. He fell to his knees and began to beg. "Please! I was only trying to do something for you guys so you would all forgive me! Please don't hurt me!"
But his pleas fell on deaf ears. "You are such a burden to this family!" Lori screamed over everyone. They all then quieted down and nodded in agreement to the eldest sister. "This whole month you've been nothing but trouble to all of us. This family would have been better off had you never been born!" All of the girls then yelled their approval. At that moment Lincoln stopped and looked up at his older sisters in utter shock and disbelief. He slowly rose to his feet. "You really believe that?" He asked Lori. When she nodded, his eyes filled to the brim with tears. "I understand." he said and slowly walked out of his room, down the stairs, then ran out of the house in search of a place he felt accepted.