Authors note: i just love protective Rory so with his sword so cute.

Behave yourself the doctor thought to himself as he glanced across from his "work" on the tardis that did not need to be fixed. River was reading a her diary and did she have to be so sexy while doing it. How can a person even read sexily is that a real word yeah it is because river is doing that right at this moment. The doctor was having a mental conversation with himself he wondered when he got so ... what was the word he usually travels with them save them daleks no not dalkes it be weird having a dalek on the tardis no not them ah what are they called humans? humans! thats it when did he become so human. He never grows tired of saving them just never thought he would pick up their sexual attraction this need to be with their lover. He was starting the urge to hold her and kiss her and touch her and ooh he needs to stop thinking dirty things about his best friends daughter when their in the kitchen next door and ...wait next door maybe he could just go over their just to see what shes doing he just has to look at her face and not think about those tight black jeans that hugged her sexy legs and thighs and her red to top that hugged her curves in all the right places witch made his pants go tight what he likes to call his sonic screwdriver crawling into his pants. he walked over to her and took the book from her hands throwing it across the room before she had time to protest he pulled her up wrapped his army around her waist and bent her backwards kissing her river who was in shock did not kiss back but allowed his tongue to enter her mouth.

" You have no idea how hot you look in those" he said pointing to her jeans as he set her upright"grinning from the kiss.

"Oh trust me i do but before you get all handsy help me find my diary you threw across the room" she said half amused and upset. they looke for a few minutes and then river spotted it and as she bent to pick it up the doctor hand smacked her on her gasped and said

"When did yo become so agressive"she turned to look at him he just smirked and held her waist her bending back slightly with the support of his hand " when you became so hot" he sat on the sofa and she straddled him as he started to kiss her neck leaving little red marks as he went along he. As he kissed her neck his hands traveled up her shirt "oh" she moaned as he nibbled her neck he then kissed her again soundly. the noises could be heard by amy and rory who the forgot was next door. His hand then made their way down her paints when

"oi doctor what do you think you are doing kissing my daughter like that" the doctor jumped at the sound of the angry roman and pushed river off him.

"I was just...we ... kissing and sorry?" he said looking guilty

"Sure he gets a sorry when im the one you threw to the floor" river said looking annoyed

"right sorry" he went to help her up

"And as for you dad spoiling my fun come on doctor lets go to our room"she said smirking the whole time while grabbing the doctor hand.

i kind of got bored but anyway let me know what you think