Not a HOSPITAL!
I would never ever have invited anyone let alone Zeno, Zofis and Violet to a pizza meal at my house if I knew that we'd all end up in a hospital [ except Violet of course!] ! And this is how it happened:
Zaruchimu and Riou were on vacation. So, I invited the others for a pizza meal at my house. Well, apparently no pizza party would be complete without a movie and paper plates, so I asked Violet to bring her collection of movies and to select the movie.
As for the paper plates, I arranged them myself. My friends arrived in practically no time. Zofis was hovering around in his hood and 'dress' as usual. Zeno was in his usual garbage bag dress and Violet was in her usual black dress and leggings and carried her usual black purse . I handed them the catalogue of pizzas and told them to select and that it was on my bill. Well, apparently they were so hungry, they ordered a thousand pizzas each! Violet then selected the movie.
'Green Lantern?…. Not a chance!'
' Buffy the Vampire ?... no '
'Avengers?...no'
' Ra- One ?... of course yes!'
'YOU KNOW WE DON'T UNDERSTAND HINDI!'
'Relax it comes with demonic subtitles' she said while inserting it into DVD player.
Just then, the pizza arrived. We all took our seats and started eating on the couch. Violet was completely indulged in the movie and the pizza, it seemed as if she would not even turn her head if a nuclear reactor blew up. Halfway through the movie, Zeno began pestering Zofis, who was seated next to him, with questions.
'Why is that man giving that robot a rose?'
'Why is that woman crying?'
' Why is your skin so pale?'
'Why do you have the ability to manipulate others?'
'Why are you dressed like a girl?'
Zofis got so miffed, he started to slap Zeno! 'Quiet you, I'm trying to watch a movie! Violet loked as if she wouldn't even know what happened if she was mamodonapped! But then again, who'd want to? She would crush 'em into smithereens! Anyways, back to the subject. When Zofis was about to slap Zeno, he slapped me instead. Then you could imagine how things went. First slaps. Then punches. Then kicks. Then spells .Then gigano. Then dioga. Then shin! By the time we were done, you'd think we'd participated in the world war two. When Violet noticed this, she called and ambulance and we were taken to Tia's hospital for her so-called 'best treatment'!
THE END
