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Arisu: You know Akki, we both seem to think up of a lot of crack-torment-humor ideas
Akki: And it's always in the Yu-Gi-Oh!-verse too. XD
Arisu: Indeed. XD
Akki: On with the story!
Both: Enjoy!! :D
Prologue: The Hell-Bringers!
It was an accident really, when you think about it. We weren't snipers, but we decided to be far away to be safe. Up way on top of a high building, we looked like suspicious figures, plotting something, someone's demise. It was sort of true...
In reality it was just the demise of someone's pride... We wanted to see something that would have probably been a once-in-a-life-time thing. Could you really blame us for wanting to see Yami Yugi as a girl? Even for a teeny second?
Well...to really explain what happened....you'd have to flashback with us...to just a few minutes ago.
-FLASHBACK! yay~
"Hey… Akki?"
Akki turned, "Yeah Arisu?"
"Are you sure we're close enough? I mean, we don't want to hit someone else, like…Kaiba." Akki snorted, "Are you kidding me?? Kaiba has a huge ego, it'd be priceless if we hit him with this too!" Akki laughed, "Besides, it should only be Yami--"
"Or Yugi," Arisu piped up.
"Or Yugi," Akki added, "Who should be walking down this street, so it would nearly be impossible to hit someone else!"
Arisu hummed, "Yeah…that's true…okay, let's do it!"
Akki's face broke out into a huge grin and she looked over the edge of the roof to look for Yami, "Where is he??"
Arisu scanned the crowd below, "I dunno, but he shouldn't be hard to find, he's the one with the outrageous looking hair right??"
Akki nodded, "Yeah, it looks like he drains half a bottle of gel for that hair-style…" Suddenly Akki jumped up and pointed, "Oh oh oh!! I think I see him!! Hopefully it's not a Yami or Yugi look-a-like!!"
"AWESOME!!!" Arisu shouted, "Get the barrel!!"
Akki readied a small, outrageous looking barrel-gun and nodded, "Here it is! Ready for one Yami,"
Arisu called, "Or Yugi!"
"Right!"
Arisu signaled "Alright! In three, two---" Akki wooted in excitement, "ONE!!" Akki pulled the trigger. However, at the last second, Arisu gasped, "WAIT AKKI!!! JOEY GOT IN THE WAY!!!"
Akki blinked, "Aw shiet...I already shot it."
Arisu's jaw fell open.
Akki pulled an expression ( x.x this one to be exact ) "Sorry, I got excited!" her eyes then widened, "OH SHIET, RUN! YAMI, or Yugi, IS LOOKING THIS WAY!" Akki grabbed Arisu and dashed for the stairs.
"Whoaa!!" Arisu squealed as she was dragged.
-end Flashback-
Well, that's how it happened. After we made like ninjas and vanished...all hell broke loose.
Of course, being the way we are, we just HAD to stay around, and risk getting caught and mind-crushed by Yami, to watch hell unfold before our eyes…only thing was that it didn't really seem like hell, but more of a comedy to us…
Huh, Tea just fainted...apparently she couldn't handle something…read on to find out what that something is!
Akki: Yeahhh….pretty short no?
Arisu: Meh. xD it's the prologue! The chapters wil get longer as the story progresses, because we're nuts.
Akki: We just don't know when to stop. xD
Both: We hoped you liked it!! Chapter two will be on its way soon! And remember!
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