[UPDATE]-Grammar is fixed.
Ed Titans Go! Episode 1: PowerEd
"OK, Titans, we seriously need backup." Robin said towards the titans standing in the meeting room at the Titan Tower.
"What should we do, I mean, Its not like we have much left.." Cyborg responded
"Hey! I got it!" shouted Beast Boy from the back of the table.
"We tell the public about Slade!, and i'm sure the military can take care of him and his....ummm.....minions....right?"
"Yes! a most wonderful suggestion!" Starfire Yelled, agreeing with Beast Boy's idea. Cyborg and Robin gave weird looks at each other.
"This...might not be the best idea.." Robin claimed "If we tell the public about this, it will go in the news and Slade might take a different approach towards the situation...like...possibly causing more damage than regularly intended..."
Cyborg nodded towards Robin, agreeing with him.
"He could be also possibly be using the military as bait, just waiting for them to attack, causing an even bigger worldwide invasion"
Beast Boy grabbed his head in pain. "Uggh...! this is all getting to my head... I cant take it anymore!"
"Beast Boy we have to think up something!" Robin shouted.
"Maybe the best idea would be too stop arguing!" Raven said, speechless before. (An argument breaks out with all the titans except Star fire) Starfire's eyes turned bright green and she grew extremely angry.
"BE.......QUIET!!!!!!!!!!" she exclaimed, shaking the whole tower. (the entire room grows silent) "Ok...." Raven says, taking a big sigh. "Now that everything's quiet...I have, a suggestion...we should recruit a new squad....Teen Titans Southeast...."
MEANWHILE AT PEACH CREEK
"My....My....Intriguing!" Edd said staring at the puddles of unknown substance near the trailer park
"Hurry up sock-head...I ain't got all day"
"But....Eddy!...its amazing"
"It reminds me of my comic book Evil Tim! Five brave heroes step into an unknown substance....thereby creating a genetic mutation giving them supernatural powers!!!!!" Ed shouted.
"Ed.....is that you?" Edd questioned.
"Hey guys!" Whatcha doing?" shouted Johnny as he walked over to them.
"Why hello Johnny!" Edd exclaimed. "We were just..."
"Get your super powers here! Only 5 dollars a step into the puddle! What'dya say?"
Eddy crazily shouted
"Eddy...." Edd sighed.
"Super Powers! Wow plank, what'dya say?..........Planks says he'll try, but if it doesn't work, its a full refund"
"Suit yourself.." Eddy said sticking out his hand as Johnny dropped a five dollar bill in his hand.
"OK buddy, let me know what happens.." Johnny said nervously to his piece of wood. Plank was dropped in...and nothing happened.
"Plank says nothings happening! Give me my money back!"
"NO! YOUR LOSS BUCKO" Eddy shouted towards Johnny.
"Give it back Eddy!" Ed shouted.
"NO!" replied Eddy.
"Why I aughta..." Johnny mumbled before he saw plank noticeably changing form.
"Plank???" Johnny questioned.
"Oh my...." Edd whispered.
"Just like in Evil Tim!" Ed shouted. Just then, Plank turned into a giant wooden fist with the same face he had before.
"Holy....Sh.." Eddy mumbled. Johnny then picked up plank and put him on like a boxing glove. "Plank....are you okay?" Johnny nervously said.
"Think of something Johnny!" shouted Ed.
"Umm..." Plank then turned into a wooden hamburger. "Well I was hungry...." Johnny thought to himself.
"It seems the Plank shape-shifts into whatever Johnny thinks of." Edd remarked.
"Cool stuff!" Johnny shouted as he look at Plank, which turned back into himself. "You can keep the 5 dollars Eddy"
Johnny said as he walked away.
"Im next!" Eddy shouted as he shoved Edd out of the way and stepped in.
"Careful Eddy!" Edd nervously exclaimed.
"Uuuughhh...guys....my chest dosn't feel so good." Eddy groaned as he held his chest, where his lungs where. Just then Eddy shouted "OOWWW!!!" He seemed to have an extremely loud voice, when he spoke he blew the fences away and a couple of cars and caused huge explosions (the sound of chaos is in the background such as car alarms and fire) "I smell....money! Eddy said, blowing down a few trees.
"Oh..Oh....my lord...Eddy has a supersonic voice...." Edd said, staring in awe, nearly being blown away by the force of his voice. "Eddy, whisper from now on!" Edd shouted towards Eddy.
"OK" he said in a whisper voice. "Guys....I can smell money..." (Eddy sniffs in the air for a while....) "Johnny has 50 cents,Kevin has 3 dollars,Jimmy has a quarter,(Sniffs some more)Nazz has 4 dollars....50 cents...and..Rolf has....no money..."
"Hmmmm..Eddy can also smell money..." Edd says calculating a bunch of things on a notepad and taking samples of the unknown substance in a test tube. "It seems as if everything that has contact with the substance gets supernatural abilities, somewhat based on its personality,whether it has one or not..." Edd also remarks.
"Evil Tim! Double D! Its all true!!!" Ed exclaims in despair.
"Try stepping in Double D! See what happens!" Eddy said towards Edd.
"Oh dear, what would mother say....if she saw me with these abilities."
"Don't worry about it you little mommas boy! Step in!" Eddy retorted.
"Oh....all right.." Edd nervously stepped in, he waited for a little bit. "Oh...(chuckles) I feel tingles.....(suddenly Edd's expression goes blank for a second) …......................
"Well?" Eddy said impatiently..... Edd all of the sudden picks up a car with his mind and throws it about 20 feet.
"This is great!" Edd shouted. "I have the power of telekinesis! How exciting!"
"My turn!" Ed interrupted and quickly jumped in and literally bathed in the substance.
"Ed! Not too much!" Edd shouted.
"That's the spirit mono-brow!" Eddy shouted his words of encouragement.
"Wait! Ed! Stop!" Edd shouts desperately. Finally the idiot stops and looks around, realizing that there was only one small puddle of the substance left. Ed started to feel weird.
"I feel tingly guys..." Ed said in his stupid voice.
"Oh dear....who knows what will happen to Ed...." Edd nervously mumbled to himself,worried for his friend. Ed all of the sudden starts to have muscle spasms and Eddy and Edd get worried.
"I AM A MONSTER!!!!" Ed shouted, louder than ever. Ed had turned into the chunky puff eating super crazy monster he was before.
"Why does this seem so familiar...." Edd thought to himself
"Hey! Thats Eds costume you made him!" Eddy suddenly remembered.
"Oh, Dear...." Edd said.
"RRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRR" Ed Bellowed extremely loudly.
"Calm it mono-brow, jeez!" Eddy complained.
"Oh come on Eddy....Its not like YOU haven't caused enough damage already, Ed hasn't done a thing, he has controlled his powers..."
"OH YEAAHHHH!!!" said Eddy's voice blowing Edd 30 feet away into the middle of the road.
"Ow! That hurt!" Edd yelled in pain.
"Haha! My power's is better than yours" Eddy teased
"We'll see about that Eddy.." Just when Edd was about to uproot a tree and throw it at Eddy, Ed turned into monster form and dashed for them, knocking both of the out of the way,Separating the fight. "Guys this is just like Evil Tim Issue 49!,(Music turns all sci-fi and Ed imagination-like) The stranded space outlaws must find a way to control their powers and to make sure to use it for good, not evil" Ed weirdly said.
"I'm afraid Eds right,we should just set our differences aside and clean up this mess or we'll be busted." Edd responded. (Eddy groans)
"I will help!" Ed said, turning into monster form, running around picked up trash and debree while Edd used telekinesis to pick up trash and repair it. Eddy sat around and tried to smell for money.......
THE NEXT DAY AT TITANS TOWER
"Raven! Scan the United States for anyone with supernatural abilities, or extreme talents." Robin said gathered around the titans, who were viewing the giant flat screen in the living room.
"We've found three unidentified people in Peach Creek, Georgia who have an altered DNA, its not normal" Raven shortly responded.
"That's weird....genetically enchanced dudes in a suburban col-de-sac? Hmmm....weird" Cyborg said.
"I think we should check it out...I'm a HUGE cobblers fan! Go Peach Creek Cobblers!" Beast Boy shouted coming out with a Cobblers uniform on.
Well, its the only spot that seems to have an unidentified....whatever..." Robin said, pausing for a moment "Cyborg, prepare the T-ship, we're going to Peach Creek........"
To Be Continued...