So...Kara was ranting, arms in the air muttering to herself ranting. The gang of Superfriends only catching a stringfull of words as they sat frozen solid, crashing between confusion, humour and [Winn] fear somewhat as the most powerful being in all of existence and perhaps even creation crazily raged about his un-wise suggestion for them to watch the movie 'Paul' with Simon pegg in it on tv.
As they sat wide eyed James continued chewing on his popcorn, as Maggie clapped like a seal and Alex chugged her beer, totally not phased by Kara's inner monologue which went something along the lines of this...
What is it exactly with humans obsession with us aliens, I mean I've honest to Rao had ENOUGH guys! ENOUGH It's like half of you just expect me to roll around in my UFO, blazing it with the nearest red shirt called scotty… all the while your doing your own version of a spit take because I'm also glowing fucking green.
I mean Expectation vs Reality! We're not that different!
That was the motto for well… the latter half of Kara Zor-Els life now that she was here on #Planet Earth because ever since her landing party, something she never quite understood about it's inhabitants where how they seemed to perceive extraterrestrials...
...you'd think the moon really was made of cheese, considering they usually look at me like I'm the one who ate it...
So much so that she freaks out sometimes at the way people eye her up. I'm serious, you all look at me like I'd be delectable mounted on your wall… I'm starting to think some of you might actually be considering a dissection ….Roswell I'm looking at you! she pointed at James his eyebrows raising along with the popcorn in his hand as Maggie howled even louder. All bemused at the utter level of hysteria and irrational paranoia being displayed.
Kara though, she understood that without the means to experiment on them so openly, normal humans instead of abducting... are often quite content and happy enough to channel those urges into trying to create their own warped version of potential otherworldly lifeforms and no she does not mean that in the literal sense, gods get your minds away from probing and hybridisation. She just meant that on those obnoxious looking plastic cubes and rectangles we like to call advanced technology we somehow have a whole fucking genre named specifically after people like her SCI-FI i'll show you some sci-fi.
Kara's certain humans are in dire need for a crash course in how not to offend other species. Just incase you actually do cause an intergalactic war of the worlds and create your own version of Independence Day… or perhaps they need one of those hitchhiker guides to the galaxy...a book for dummies? I don't know don't quote me I'm not from here and well they all… ~very much~ need every single anatomy 101 class under the sun…or is that over the sun…through the stars, right past the Milky Way turning right until they actually find those scary bloodthirsty reptiles that they've all been looking for.…it'll blast the xenophobia right outa ya'.
Turns out it was either spectacular luck or earthlings did in fact get one thing right. J'onn walked in and plonked himself down partway through her ravings just to add that Martians do happen to be green and with that she noticed his eyes twinkling and can't help but think J'onn might've actually had something to do with that rumour circulating because no joke everytime a little green man manages to pop up on the screen he gets all shifty and smirky in a not so stoic, totally not J'onn non Martian way and purposefully avoids eye contact with everyone in the room. Before he even gets a whiff of anyone trying to bring up the subject matter he proceeds to shove anything…everything, basically whatever object is near him at the time into his mouth… it was fine when it was chocos but mann' Winns seriously gonna miss that Superman toy.
Eyeing him suspiciously, after he ate the toy... ignoring Winn's whines in favour of letting out a huff as she swivelled her head to look at the rest of the pouts on show, they won out all of them together almost rival hers... "arrrrrgh" she plopped down next to her Martian man friend as he patted her on the head ...he knows, even if he did happen to eat her cousin.