FF8 MEETS TENCHI!!!!
(dramatic music plays)
or in other words! Irvine meets alot of chicks!!
Irvine: HELL YEAH
Disclaimer: i do not own Tenchi Muyo or FF8... the people who made them do..
Chapter 1
This happy little story starts with Selphie serinading the ff8 gang..
Selphie: LALALALALAALALA!!!!!!!
Everyone else: ....
Squall: SELPHIE.. SHUT UP
Selphie: you didnt like my singing?! *cries*
Irvine: i loved it selphie *trying to kiss up to a pissed selphie*
Selphie: Yay! *kisses irvine*
Zell: *gags hurl barf*
Quistis: feel better zell?
Zell: Hey.. thats last weeks tuna sandwich
*everyone else pukes*
Squall: now this place smells.. CLEANUP ISLE SEVEN'
*a janitor appears mumbling while cleaning*
Rinoa: *backhands squall for no good reason*
Squall: OW what was that for....
Rinoa: your not paying attention to me.
Squall: oops..heheheh sorry.. --;
All of a sudden a Dimensional Warp opens behind them all and their sucked into it.
Everyone: AHHHHHHAAAAAAAaaaaAAAaaaAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAA.
Washu: AT LAST MY DIMENSIONAL PORTAL IS COMPLETE *lil washu dolls* your a genious washu!
Then, our happy lil FF8 group falls through the portal into washu's lab
Washu: EH?! who are u guys?
Squall: who are u?
Lil Washu Dolls: She is the genious washu *other* Yeah a genious
Seifer: Genious HA you dont look like one.
Rinoa: Yeah
Washu: WHAT!?! you defy the great and powerful washu?!
Washu takes out a very large death ray and frys Seifer to dust *my friend crys*
Washu: Who else wants a piece of washu!?!
Everyone steps back
Squall: ok.. my name is squall, this is rinoa, this is selphie and this person being clinged onto by selphie is Irvine...and oh.. the one u fried was my rival Seifer.
Washu: Hi everyone. Lemme introduce u to my friends.
She walks them out of her lab and into the house.
Washu: This here is Tenchi. That in the kitchen is Sasami. The 2 watching tv are Ryoko and Ayeka. and the 2 out by the red space ship are Mihoshi and Kione.
FF8 Gang: hello
Irvine: Hellooo ladies
All the tenchi girls look at irvine and scream.. cept for Sasami and Mihoshi.
And all the FF8 girls scream at sight of tenchi
Irvine: Yeah... *puts arms around all the women* whats up ladies..
Tenchi: Ehehehheh.. help me.. someone...
Squall: ya know tenchi.. theres 1 way to get rid of rinoa..*he wispers into his ear*
Tenchi: O.O...
Rinoa slaps squall and flirts with tenchi.
Meanwhile irvines in a small room with the girls. Moaning and come on ladies.. are heard.
A few hours later
Sasami: DINNER TIME
Zell: Hey sasami got any hotdogs?
Sasami: yeah over in the fridge
Zell: SWEEET *clears out the fridge of all hotdogs*
At the dinner table
Squall and Irvine: man sasami.. this is good.
Sasami giggles : Thanks
They all engulf the food.
Ryo-oki: meow! *it stares at squall viciously*
Squall: nice cabbit.. goood cabbit
Ryo-oki bites Squall
Squall: AHHHHHHH IT BIT ME.. IVE BEEN BITTEN BY A DISEASED RIDDEN CABBIT
Sasami: Ryo-oki! stoppit!
Outside Ryoko and Rinoa are fighting about who is cuter.. Ryoko uses a small orange blast and blows Rinoas head off.
End of chapter 1.. more to come..