Prewarnings/notes: I thought PG-13 was appropriate because this fic isn't that bad and it doesn't even hint YAOI. I actually got this idea when I was eating chocolate cream pie a long while ago, but since the Sandman is my night-time muse I got some ideas right before I started falling asleep so I clambered down the stairs at 1:40 in the morning and started writing. I decided to make it by Duo because this is definitely not an IVY type essay and I couldn't think of anyone else who'd write this.
Take this fic without my permission and you will be hurt, however if you'd like to take it you can email Ivy and we'll talk.
DISCLAIMER: Gundam Wing and Characters are in no way shape or form mine, except in my lovely dreams.
Chocolate Cream Pie or Sex? An Essay by Duo Maxwell.
written by Ivy
-Duo Maxwell August 12, AC196
Chocolate Cream Pie or Sex.
They're so different, but they also share many of the same qualities.
Each one delicious.
Depending on how long you savor it, it can last for extended periods of time.
And, Mmm, they are so very satisfying.
So are they parallel?
Is one greater than the other?
I guess it depends on the circumstance and the viewpoint.
If you live in a reasonable distance from a bakery and have the money, you can always enjoy chocolate cream pie.
If there's someone who is willing to be with you and do it, then you'll be able to enjoy sex when you want it.
If you don't have one of those, then the other option always sounds terrific.
But let's look outside that.
Chocolate cream pie is put into a box and stored in a cold refrigerator.
When you're with someone who cares enough then sex can be followed by the comforting package of warm arms and sweet kisses.
A definite plus for sex.
But only for sex with the right person.
And yet, chocolate cream pie can't break your heart.
Can't tell you things that shatter your own reality.
Sex takes two, and two means one can always change their mind.
So maybe sex can't be generalized enough to compare it to chocolate cream pie.
Or maybe it can be.
A weak box means that your pie will fall out and in a bad case, make contact with the ground.
An undevoted love means sex is just sex and soon it's all gone.
But I think I've found the right person.
So where does this leave the chocolate cream pie?
I suppose it's possible to combine chocolate cream pie and sex.
Yeah that sounds like a plan.
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OWARI!
About the last part, if you're thinking "American Pie", then I should smack you.
~_^ Ivy
Take this fic without my permission and you will be hurt, however if you'd like to take it you can email Ivy and we'll talk.
DISCLAIMER: Gundam Wing and Characters are in no way shape or form mine, except in my lovely dreams.
Chocolate Cream Pie or Sex? An Essay by Duo Maxwell.
written by Ivy
-Duo Maxwell August 12, AC196
Chocolate Cream Pie or Sex.
They're so different, but they also share many of the same qualities.
Each one delicious.
Depending on how long you savor it, it can last for extended periods of time.
And, Mmm, they are so very satisfying.
So are they parallel?
Is one greater than the other?
I guess it depends on the circumstance and the viewpoint.
If you live in a reasonable distance from a bakery and have the money, you can always enjoy chocolate cream pie.
If there's someone who is willing to be with you and do it, then you'll be able to enjoy sex when you want it.
If you don't have one of those, then the other option always sounds terrific.
But let's look outside that.
Chocolate cream pie is put into a box and stored in a cold refrigerator.
When you're with someone who cares enough then sex can be followed by the comforting package of warm arms and sweet kisses.
A definite plus for sex.
But only for sex with the right person.
And yet, chocolate cream pie can't break your heart.
Can't tell you things that shatter your own reality.
Sex takes two, and two means one can always change their mind.
So maybe sex can't be generalized enough to compare it to chocolate cream pie.
Or maybe it can be.
A weak box means that your pie will fall out and in a bad case, make contact with the ground.
An undevoted love means sex is just sex and soon it's all gone.
But I think I've found the right person.
So where does this leave the chocolate cream pie?
I suppose it's possible to combine chocolate cream pie and sex.
Yeah that sounds like a plan.
OWARI!
About the last part, if you're thinking "American Pie", then I should smack you.
~_^ Ivy