Title:When the couch calls!
Fandom:Harry Potter
Warnings: Mpreg, OOC,AU,hormones, M/M goodness(nothing explicit)
Rating: M
Summary: Draco forgets one key piece of advice which is"Don't be a fool, wrap your tool." now He's dealing with a hormonal hysterical Harry and he gets to know the Evil lumpy couch of doom, very well. Poor poor Draco, Don't worry your still Harry's Snookie Bear!
Disclaimer: I dont own Harry Potter nor do Imake any money from this.
Draco was nervous as he was getting ready in his room. And being nervous was one thing Draco hated. Malfoy's don't get nervous. They should be mostly calm and collected at all times. At least that's what his father had drilled into his head since childhood. He really hoped Harry would say yes after the small fortune he had paid for the ring.
a private room at a posh wizard restaurant
"Harry, we need to talk." Draco says while looking into Harry's eyes
"About what Draco?" Harry asks after he takes a bite of his treacle tart.
"Harry, luv, you know I love you right?" Draco asks
" Yes, I do, I love you as well." Harry states wondering where this conversation was heading.
" Good, well know this I will love you forever and always. I will support you in any and every way that I am able. Harry James Potter will you marry me?" Draco asks as he pulls out a ring box from his pocket;and he opens it showing Harry the ring it holds inside.
" Oh my! I didn't expect this at all. I thought you were breaking up with me when you said 'we need to talk'. Yes! of course I will marry you." Harry says in mini-babble As Harry and Draco walk out of the restaurant hand in hand Harry stares down at the bright emerald stone (that happens to be the same shade as his eyes) that is surrounded by mini diamonds sparkling brightly in the moonlight and he just smiles.
a few months later at Harry and Draco's apartment
"Draco, I hate you!" screamed Harry "You never said I could get pregnant!"
"I am sorry honey, I didn't think; its only the really powerful wizards who can get pregnant." said a very scared Draco
"And I am the boy who just won't freaking die. And I am the most amazing wizard in our generation if that doesn't say powerful; I don't know what would. You should have worn a condom anyway you ass." said Harry in a deadly voice with just a hint of sarcasm.
A very scary combo in Draco's opinion. "I know sweetie, I forgot." Draco replied bashfully
"OH, you forgot. Well you can forget ever touching me again Malfoy. And by the way your sleeping on the couch tonight. The baby and I don't want to be near you right now." says Harry just before the bedroom door slams
"Harry, I am so sorry. I am an idiot please talk to me." cried a pleading Draco
"We will talk tomorrow; after I tell Hermione." was his muffled reply
"Harry wait, your telling the mud uh I mean muggle born tomorrow."
"Yes, I am. Now go to sleep."
Shit, Granger will hurt me. Hell she nearly broke my jaw when I insulted the dumb bird and that oaf Hagrid back in third year. What the hell would she do to me now that I knocked up her best friend. Draco thought as he fell into a troubled sleep on the lumpy couch.
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