OMG…. Authors note.

This FMA Fanfic is from the FIRST anime. So if you're wondering "When the fuck did this happen?", watch the 2003 anime, not the 2007 one. Or not the manga, because they're the same.

Kai: We had classmates read it and they were like "When the fuck did this happen?".

Yui: It was rather funny.

Kai: This story is about vampires. So if you don't like imagining Edward being raped by a bunch of vampires, don't read this.

Yui: On the other hand, if you like imagining Edward being tortured and shit, go ahead.

Kai: You are sick and psychotic.

Yui: So are you.

Glare

It was a gray, rainy day. Another rainy day in Munich, Germany. Ed packed his crap in his briefcase, ready to learn more about rockets from the Doctor. However, Ed couldn't remember his name. The journey would take him to some country, where Ed was hoping to learn if "outer space" would lead him to the gate. That way, he could return to Amestris and be once again, re-united with his brother, Alphonse.

However, Ed was taking a secret detour. One he hadn't even told his father about. He had heard at a bar about a rumor of immortal people. People who have inhuman strength and speed, and regenerate once wounded. People who sound suspiciously like a certain group of people (more like a group of things): the Homunculi.

The detour he was taking took him to Romania, where these beings lived. These beings called Vampires.

After saying a short, curt goodbye to his (god forsaken son of a-) father, Edward got on the train and felt a strange feeling. As he extended his auto-mail arm (something way more technologically advanced) towards the sky, he vowed to never stop trying. Never stop trying to get back to Alphonse.

After a long train ride to Transylvania, where the most rumors were originated, Edward stretched his legs and got up from his wooden bench. Endless gray sky that threatened rain stretched for miles and miles, meeting the earth at the horizon. Edward got off the train, and began wandering around, looking for an inn to stay at. He also was hoping to catch a few Vampire stories.

As he found his way into "The Broken Fiddle" inn, a warm fire and chatter greeted him. Thunder boomed outside and he was very glad he was out of the rain when it started. Paying for a room, he walked up the stairs, very tired indeed.

When he glanced up, he saw two people, hidden in the darkness (why didn't they invent electric lighting yet?). One had black hair, and pale skin. The other was a man he had seen downstairs earlier and had retired to his room. Both were in a tight embrace. Ed opened his door and placed his stuff inside and closed it. He glanced at them again and began downstairs.

That is, until Edward noticed the blood. Lots of it. Dripping from the mans neck.

"Hey!" Edward exclaimed. "What are you doing?"

The dark haired person looked up.

It was a strikingly beautiful girl, no more than 16 or 17 years old. Her porcelain skin was flawless, and her silky black hair cascaded down to her lower back. She was breathtakingly beautiful, and Ed might've slipped into a trance if he wasn't anchored by the thin trail of blood running down the corner of her mouth. She bore fangs.

She dropped the dead man's corpse with a dull thud. Their eye's locked.

Then, with incredible speed, she rushed past him and disappeared down the stairs. A wave of coldness struck him as she rushed by. Shouts of confusion issued from below, and Edward ran (more like fell) downstairs, certain he had seen a Vampire. But when he got there, everyone was starring at the door. She had disappeared.

Edward rushed outside, pelted by the stinging rain. He was sure he had found a vampire. That moment ensured the fact that he was going to stay here for quite awhile.

He also was embarrassed at the fact that he considered the vampire very beautiful. He blushed. No, he had to stay focused! But her face…

Running down and alleyway, he was tacked by someone. Someone, who he noticed (not on purpose!) smelled of roses. Very fragrant roses.

"Who are you, and what do you want with me?" a voice breathed in his ear.

Edward gulped. She was lying on top of him, her body pressed up against his. He blushed again. Her skin was cold. "I was jus-"

She narrowed her eyes. "Just?"

"Just interested in you. What are you?"

She sighed, and got off him (much to his dismay… damn! Edward, stay focused!) and sat on a wet crate. Edward propped himself up on his elbows.

"You aren't from around here, are you?" she inquired. After receiving a nod from the (short) blond boy, she continued. "I am a vampire. An undead being that was created by being bitten by another vampire."

Edwards jaw dropped open. He quickly shut it, but not quick enough to keep the girl from noticing. She smiled a bit. "We have incredible speed, strength, stamina and cannot die of old age. Nor do we age."

Edward compared these facts to the homunculi. Aside from the bitten part, they were practically alike in every way.

"But there's a catch to all the benefits." She told him. Edward tilted his head in confusion.

She took a deep breath, and said "We have to drink the blood of living humans to survive."

Edward gasped. "But that's worse than the philosophers-" but then he shut up.

"Than the what?" she asked. Her eyes were questioning.

Edward shrugged. "It's a thing that's created using hundreds of human lives."

"That's horrible!"

"I know."

She got up. Licking her fangs she said "Well, I guess I have to eat you now. Nothing personal, just we can't let anyone know about us." She added when she saw Ed twitch and recoil up against the wall. The alley was a dead end. He couldn't escape.

She approached him, and bit him and drained his blood. Ed's vision began to fade to black, and in his delirium, he noticed a random llama grazing on grass across the street in a meadow. The vampire stopped draining blood and caught his body as it fell limp.

Kai: Sorry about the cliffhanger. This isn't the end!

Yui: I'm not sorry at all. Let them suffer laughs evilly

Kai: :O

Yui: I'm kidding.

Kai: On an interesting note, we're going to Kamori-con, a cos-play convention in September (2011). It's in Washington, so message us if you're going!

Yui: We're going as rapists.

Kai: No we aren't.

Yui: We're going as the Noah from -Man.

Kai: I'm going as Tyki….

Yui: And I'm going as Jasdevi! (Fused form)

Kai: And we'll be typing fan-fiction while we're there. On laptops.

Yui: Jokin'.

Kai: So message you douches! It's your messages that gave birth to this fan-fic!

Yui: SO MESSAGE US!