Author's Note: This first chapter is just to set up the story, remember that. I'll probably update often when it comes to writing actual dreams, and those chapters will hopefully be longer. And, like all author's, reviews are always appreciated. But now for Chapter 1:


Let me be clear. I'm not here writing out all my dreams so I can learn some psychedelic stuff or learn to interpret nightmares to help save all of mankind. I'm only here because of Brittany. I hate talking about emotional crap, but lately my feelings for her have just been really confusing, even for me. Especially after singing Landslide with her in Glee club. So a few days after singing the song I talked to Miss Holiday, and she says I should "channel my inner heart" or something. But, I mean, I'm Santana, the badest girl in this entire school. Think about what would happen to my rep if word got out that I'm a softie. Even worse, if people found out that I was in love with… with a girl. No, not gonna happen. Especially while she's still with Four Eyes McCripple. Really, I have no idea why she's with that loser, I mean look at me! Think of how awesome I am compared to how… well, you've seen Artie. Saddle shoes, sweater vest, and all. Gross. What does she see in him? But I digress.

So Miss Holiday and I discussed what to do to figure out what my heart is telling me and all. We were in the choir room thinking of ideas when we heard some jocks talking about their plans for that night. Dave was saying they should go to his house so he could beat them all at Guitar Hero of something, but Azimio replied "Dream on!" I guess this triggered something, because Miss Holly said that she read that keeping a dream journal can be really beneficial in interpreting aspects of a person's life and all that voodoo dark magic stuff. It sounds really lame, but honestly, I getting kind of desperate. I need to find out what my relationship with Britts really means, and maybe a dream can help me figure stuff out, or even get her and the dweeb to break up. So here goes nothing. I'm off to bed, but I'll be right back tomorrow morning to report any unusual findings in Dream Land. See ya then!