"I need your help with something."
"Don't you always?"
"Don't start. I want to hurt Finn."
"When don't you?"
"This time is different. I don't just want to hurt him. I want to crush him."
"And how are you going to accomplish this?"
"By hitting him where it hurts the most."
"You mean Rachel."
"Precisely. Finn's gotten this annoying god-complex going on and if he gets back with her she'll only feed it."
"So you want me to help you keep them apart."
"Exactly."
"You are one petty son-of-a-bitch."
"We already know this."
"…why the fuck not. Count me in."