Happened during Gay Bash. I haven't made any Xandir/Princess Clara fanfics yet. Fucking shocking, right?

It was just a typical day in the Drawn Together house. (OMFG, how many times will I say this. Probably countless.) Foxxy was convincing Xandir to call his girlfriend on the phone.

"She deserves to know that you love Clara. Just tell her!" Foxxy told Xandir in vain.

Start flashbacks

Right from the get-go, Xandir had a girlfriend who didn't love him, but however, he had someone that loved him, and she was Princess Clara. One day, before Xandir broke up with his girlfriend, he and Clara were in his room. Captain Hero heard something coming from the walls. Thankfully, he had his x-ray vision, and used it to find the problem. Something did surprise him. He saw a naked Xandir and Clara, with Xandir spooned behind Clara. They were engaged in sexual intercourse.

"Just the tip Clara!" Xandir told Clara. Clara was uncomfortable.

Then, Captain Hero was surprised to see Xandir nailing Clara. But did Clara feel that comfortable? Well, let's find out!

"Gosh, and I thought Toot annoyed me on a daily basis." Hero said.

"Xandir, please, I'm feeling uncomfortable." Clara told Xandir.

"Oh come on Clara." Xandir said, flipping Clara over so that she laid on her back. "You wanted this."

"I know. Just come here." Clara said.

"What?" Xandir said, only for Clara to grab him and kiss him very roughly. They were so deep into their kiss that Xandir even forgot the condom. And her father didn't want her to be the mother of a gay person's child. So therefore, Xandir would have to wear a condom to prevent it from happening. Both Clara and Xandir broke their kiss and Clara got up from the bed so Xandir could open his drawer and look for protection. After minutes of finding protection, Xandir took out a condom, then discarded the wrapper and put the condom on while Clara got back on the bed. The couple continued kissing each other.

The other day, Clara was out in the rain and her clothes (yes, even her pink thong) were soaked. Xandir had a bad feeling that Ling Ling locked Clara out of the Drawn Together house again, so Ling Ling got grounded and Xandir decided to unlock the door and gave Clara a towel then brought her back inside. Clara went to the bathroom and took off her soaked clothes. A second later, Xandir came into the bathroom and saw Clara struggling to remove her soaked clothes, so Xandir came to Clara and helped her remove the soaked clothes. They were so soaked that Xandir asked Clara if he can rip her soaked clothes off and Clara said "yes." And so, Xandir ripped off Clara's soaked dress and thong, causing Clara to encourage Xandir to continue ripping her soaked dress before Xandir moved to her pink thong, ripping the fabric as Clara continued to encourage Xandir. Toot was spying on the pair in the bathroom using a drone she stole from Ling Ling. Ironically, Ling Ling stole the drone from a homeless man 3 weeks ago, so Clara grounded him for 2 weeks. (yes, this is how much I hate Ling Ling, like so much.) When Clara ended up naked, Xandir gave Clara a towel to cover her naked body as he grabbed the ripped dress and thong and took them to the girls room. Ling Ling the fucking dick was still grounded by Spanky for refusing to make Clara a new swimsuit for in case Xandir rips off her current swimsuit 3 days ago. (So technically Ling Ling was blackmailed.)

Or that time Wooldoor spied on Xandir and Clara. So one day, yes, before Xandir broke up with his girlfriend Blossom, he and Clara were "making cakes" (another saying of having sex you guys can say) and Wooldoor was using a drone to spy on the pair doing it in the bathroom.

"Wooldoor!" Clara yelled. "HOW DARE YOU SPY ON US HAVING SEX IN THE BATHROOM! THAT'S IT! YOU ARE FUCKING GROUNDED FOR 2 WEEKS!"

End flashbacks

Cut to the confessional, Xandir said, "Foxxy was right. She deserved to know. And I loved Clara..."

"Hello Blossom!" Xandir said.

"Xandir, thank god you've called! Lord Slapstab is gonna stab me in the ass!" Blossom yelled.

"Okay listen, before we talk about your problems, I need to tell you my problems. I... love Clara!" Xandir said.

"What?!" Blossom said in disbelief.

"I'm still on a never ending quest to save you." Xandir said.

"The fuck you are! You can just fly your ass to Fuck-A-Princess-Land for all I care! I don't ever want to talk to you again! Goodbye Xandir Princess fucking Wifflebottom!" Blossom said and hung up.

"Wait, no, I can..." Xandir said.

Hours after the breakup, Xandir decided to confess to Clara that he loved her very much because Xandir was fucking traumatized.

"Clara?" Xandir asked.

"Yes Xandir?" Clara asked.

"I just wanted to say..." Xandir said.

"Yes Xandir, go on..." Clara said.

"That I..." Xandir continued.

"Okay Xandir, please spit it out..." Clara said, starting to get flattered.

"Love you so much!" Xandir finished.

"Why Xandir, I love you so much too!" Clara said, who was obviously happy. Then the two started to kiss passionately.

In confessional, Ling Ling said, "Ling Ling glad he not in Xandir story." Then Clara grounded Ling Ling from using the confessional... FOR LIFE!

A/N: At this point onward, the fanfic isn't part of the canon since I just confirmed my OTP. Basically, that's all. Now, on with the story.

"Clara, I have something else to say..." Xandir said.

"Yes, Xandir..." Clara said between kisses.

"I want to stick it in you!" Xandir said.

"Yeah, I knew you were gonna say that..." Clara said as she laid down on the couch.

And so, the pair threw off their shoes and Clara took off Xandir's shirt and loincloth while Xandir helped Clara take off her dress. Xandir placed his hand on Clara's ass and continued to kiss her as Clara started to mount herself on top of Xandir and put her breast against Xandir's mouth as she wanted Xandir to suck on her breast. Xandir said yes and started to suck on Clara's breast while pinching the hard nub on Clara's unattended breast. And so, Clara began to moan as Xandir continued sucking on Clara's breast and started to kiss Clara's breasts too. Clara got up and slid her pink thong off while Xandir went to the bathroom and looked for protection because of how much of a fucking homophobe Clara's father was and didn't want Clara to be a mother to a gay man's child.

Just moments later, Ling Ling was so fucking grounded for using the confessional while grounded, and Clara banned him from using the confessional as well. So yeah, the confessing went well for Xandir and it definitely ended in them having sex. So let's go to Ling Ling's story, shall we?

"Ling Ling, go to sleep!" Spanky said.

"No Spanky, fuck you!" Ling Ling said to the pig.

"YOU'RE GROUNDED!" Spanky yelled.

And so, Ling Ling got grounded by Spanky but he didn't say how long. So, let's go to Xandir and Clara's story now, shall we?

Xandir and Clara passed out on the couch after they finished having sex. Xandir's hand was still on Clara's ass and the pair are now feeling bliss as they fell asleep, and it was morning, and Clara was the first to wake up.

"How was your night Xandir?" Clara asked as she grabbed her pink thong and began to put it back on.

"Oh it was well Clara. Nobody saw us and I was able to get milk from your tits." Xandir answered. "Oh, I'll need you to lay on the couch while I get my clothes."

"Just a minute." Clara said as she finished pulling her pink thong back up and laid down on top of Xandir.

"Clara I know you love me but I need you to lay there." Xandir said. "I have to go and wake up Toot, Foxxy, Captain Hero, Spanky, Ling fucking Ling, and Wooldoor. Here, catch."

Then Xandir threw Clara's dress and Clara caught it. And so, the pair began getting dressed and the early morning ended with a fully clothed Clara passing out on the couch as Xandir gave Clara a kiss and walked off and woke his fellow housemates up.