Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl and through out the land everyone was happy. Until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter had been cursed by a frightful enchantment. By day she was human but by night she would turn into a hybrid like creature. Devastated, the king and queen sought the help of a fairy godmother who had forced them to lock the young princess away in a tower. There she would await the kiss of the handsome Prince Django. He crossed blistering winds, scorching desserts, and climbed to the highest room of the tallest tower to break the dreaded curse with his kiss. He entered the princess's sleeping chamber and pulled back the curtains only to find...
"Ugh!"
El Oso waiting in bed for him instead of Frida.
"What man?" He said.
"Princess Frida?" Django asked terrified of the answer.
"No!"
"Oh thank heavens." He said relieved. "So where is she?"
"She's on her honeymoon."
"Honeymoon? With who?"
I'll give you a minute to guess... All done? It's Manny. He and Frida were spending their honeymoon in a small house they rented in the woods. They had a wonderful time together. They went to the beach which was fun until a female sea monster made eyes at Manny so Frida threw her to the sharks. Sometime after that Manny used all the money he has saved to buy a wedding ring for Frida which was engraved "I love you." They caught birds and mice for supper or for amusement. And at night they would go for a swim in the lake which usually ended with them killing the fish with their gas.
Soon it was over and they had to go back home.
"It's so good to be home." Manny said carrying Frida bridal style to the house. "Just you and me and-"
Inside they found Zebra Donkey singing show tunes.
"Zebra Donkey?"
"Hi guys. So how was the honeymoon?"
"Fine but what are you doing here?"
"I was just taking care of the place."
"Oh you mean like sorting the mail and watering the plants."
"Yeah and feeding the fish."
"I don't have fish."
"You do now. I bought them while you were gone."
"Zebra Donkey shouldn't you be getting back to dragon?" Frida asked.
"Yeah but she's been a little busy and she kicked me out." He sighed. "So I thought I could hang with you guys."
"Zebra Donkey, Frida and I are married now." Manny said. "Which means we need time together."
"Okay."
"Alone."
"Alright."
"Meaning you leave."
"Oh...Okay."
He hung his head down and left. Frida gave her husband a look of concern.
"He'll be fine." Manny reassured her. "Now where were we?"
Frida giggled as he leaned over to kiss her.
"Uh guys?" Zebra Donkey said.
"Zebra!"
"I know! I know! Alone! But what do I tell these guys?"
Outside was a group of trumpeters. One of which was playing his too much so the leader had to hit him.
"Enough Reggie." He pulled out a scroll and read it. "Dearest Frida. You are invited to attend a royal ball in honor of your marriage. Where the king will bestow his Royal blessing to you and your... Prince Django. Love the king and queen of far far away. A.K.A Mom and Dad."
"Mom and Dad?" Frida said.
"Prince Django?" Manny said.
"Royal ball!" Zebra Donket cried.
"We're not going!" Manny said.
"What?" Zebra Donkey and Frida gasped.
"I mean, don't you think they might be a little shocked to see you like this? I mean you're no longer human you can't expect them to be thrilled about that."
"They'll be a little surprised but they're my parents, Manny. They love me."
"We're talking about the people who locked you in a dragon guarded castle surrounded by lava."
"Manny they were forced to do that. When the kingdom found out what I was there was an angry mob and a rebellion demanding that I be killed. My parents didn't have much of a choice, it was either kill me or send me away. What they did was out of love and don't worry they'll love you too."
"Somehow I don't think I'll be welcome at the country club."
"Will you stop it? They're not like that."
"Then how do you explain Sargent pompus and the fancy pants club band?"
"You could at least give them a chance."
"A chance to do what? Sharpen their pitchforks?"
"They just want to give you their blessing."
"Trust me it's a bad idea." He said. "We're not going and that's final."
But Frida was just as stubborn and determined as he was. So in the end they packed up their bags, loaded it into the carriage, and left for the kingdom.