Hi people! So...I'm poking a bit of fun at the characters, though Axel is (obviously) my favorite, I am not trying to 'diss' anybody else. I promise.

I don't hate my sister's friends. Although they are a tad hyper, and a tad clingy, Sora and Kairi are good people. Really. It was the people Namine dated that bugged me. Seriously. I keep asking myself, 'How can such a sweet girl like Namine, stand to be anywhere near people like Marluxia, Xaldin, and ugh...Larxene'

Marluxia was a heartless bastard. I saw him rip the wings off of a butterfly once, it was disgusting. I mean, you would think that somebody who loved flowers as much as he did (I know, I was shocked too) would be kind to Mother Nature's other creations. Nope. I saw that pink-haired bastard tear that butterfly apart. Smiling and laughing while he did it. I was glad when he turned out to be gay.

Xaldin was possessive...Extremely. He's the reason I enrolled in that Martial Arts class. Namine doesn't like to talk about it much, but I'll tell you. One time she was late coming home from school, the teacher had her staying after to work on an art project. Xaldin had come over to our house, so I let him in. Namine wasn't home yet so he sat on the couch while I pretended to be busy. After about two minutes, yes two, he started pacing. As soon as Namine walked into the house, he had her pinned against the door and he was screaming in her face. I love my sister, so as you can imagine, that pissed me off. It pissed me off even more when he hit her. Pissed me off enough to 'accidentally' drop a pot on that bastard's head. Yes, the policeman agreed to that. Apparently Xaldin had a meth lab. That explained it. If he ever passes the court-ordered 1500 feet, I can (and will) kick his ass.

On to the horror that was Larxene. Maybe Xaldin hit Namine' harder than we thought because Larxene scared the shit out of me, and I'm not ashamed to admit it either. She didn't do drugs, she wasn't a felon, and she didn't go around ripping butterflies apart (as far as I knew) but she was pure evil incarnate. Ya know those commercials about homeless animals, malnourished children and the cavemen who just don't fit in? Yeah, she laughs whenever one comes on. Hysterically. She laughed that day the three of us saw those kids digging through the trash. Namine (Sweet Namine) gave them her lunch. Larxene called her a bleeding heart and dumped her on the spot. Bitch. I for one would accept those cavemen into society. Gladly. I mean, don't get me wrong, if my sister decided she preffered girls over guys, that's fine with me. I'm straight but that doesn't mean everyone else around me has to be. Larxene was an experiment that went horribly...horribly wrong...

Anyway, that brings me up to the current boyfriend, I haven't met him yet. His name is Alex or something and he is having dinner with us tonight. Fun, I just can't wait to meet the latest freak-show. I really hope this phase ends soon because I don't know how much more of this I can-

"Roxas!! Are you writing in your Diary still?"

Is it time for dinner already?

"I told you Nam, it's not a Diary, it's a Journal and no I'm not!"

Where was that key? Didn't need Namine snooping around, not that she would...I guess I can find it later.

"Well, come down to dinner! I made chili!"

Namine is an amazing cook that outshines even our mother Aerith in some dishes. Chili, my favorite, is one of them. Yum!

I can hear her taking out plates I'd better get down the stairs... Alex is NOT going to sit in my seat next to her, he has to sit across from me so I can stare him down. Watching him melt into the seat is going to be fun...

-crash- Since when was there a wall here?

"Roxas right? The name's Axel, got it memorized?"

It took me a whole two seconds to realize that boyfriend number four had stuck out his hand. It took me another two to decide the hand wasn't diseased.

"Are you okay there blondie? I mean first you come crashing into me and now you're holding onto my hand for dear life."

Oops. I let go of his hand immediately and tilted my head upwards.

This guy is tall, really tall, like six something, and really skinny. He has really bony elbows. You wouldn't believe how red this guy's hair is. Seriously...it has to be a dye job. Not to mention the tattoos on his face. Right below his eyes. Alex is definitely freakish. Great. Something is keeping me here though, and this is going to sound cheesy, but...I am absolutely and hopelessly lost in this guy's eyes right now. I mean, I am so not in love with him or anything, but his eyes are amazing. They have got to be the greenest eyes I have ever seen and-

"Roxy, you want chili?"

Woah...he did not just call me Roxy. We'll ignore the little rant I just went on for the moment...

"The name is Roxas...Got it memorized?" I mimicked the head poking thing he had done earlier.

"Oh I see, you're PMSing. I got it..."

Namine glared at him a moment. Good, at least I know they won't last very long.

"I am not PMSing Alex. You're in my seat by the way."

"Oh really?" He put his disgusting skinny arm around my sister. "I don't see your name on it."

I grabbed his arm and yanked him out of my seat.

"Move Alex."

"Ya know Roxy, you really should memorize my name, AXEL."

I growled at the stupid nickname

"Why is that?"

He rolled his eyes like I was missing something completely obvious

"So that you know what to scream later."

I wanted to punch him. In. The. Face.

Namine, Namine, was laughing! Laughing at the very red cheeks I'm sure I now have. I blush easily, it's not right.

I settled for taking the glass of water he had and dumping it on his head and all over his shirt.

Namine is really glaring at me now..she is not happy...

"Roxas," oh no...the creepy calm smile..."Could you take Axel upstairs to get one of your shirts?" It wasn't a question. Damn it...

I headed up the stairs and he just reached over and squeezed my ass. What. The. Fuck.

Axel fell down the stairs, I saw it. The klutz tripped over his own feet, I promise.

Namine doesn't believe me, I can tell.