"Have you ever heard the one about the blonde that went out to fight titans alone and got his fucking arm bitten off?"
Erwin considered the question for a moment. He swiveled to face Levi in his chair, smiling.
"No," Erwin said, mildly.
Levi hurled a book at his head. Erwin dodged effortlessly. He was minus a limb; he didn't have an inner ear infection.
"Too bad," Levi growled. He stormed over to pick the book back up and shove it neatly back into the bookshelf. "It's fucking hysterical."