Hey look at that, I'm not dead. I knew it had been forever since I updated any of my stories, but I hadn't really realized until I went to upload a new document to my Doc Manager and saw so many of them gone. And here I am, coming up with a new story insted of updating any of my old ones, or writing the ones I'm supposed to have already started but haven't. Great job, Rach.
Also I am co-writing this with my friend LiveLaughLove0810. But it is mostly me. She had no say in this chapter whatsoever. It is all my fault.
Disclaimer: Homestuck belongs to Hussie. If I owned it there would be no dying and a lot more pairings and no one would read it due to shittiness.
A girl sits alone in her room, typing the intro to a bad fanfiction and listening to Get Scared songs on her iTunes. Why, you may ask? Because, she would reply, she has no friends and doesn't want to do her homework.
"Rach, why are you talking in third-person?" Kayla asked me?
"Shh! I'm trying to sound ominous." I whispered.
"Wow. Just wow." she replied.
"Shut up, you're ruining everything!"
"Okay, jeez, sorry."
"Whatever."
"Why are you whispering?"
"Because I'm trying to intro the story as the annoying narrator in bold, but when I'm talking and the words aren't in bold and also have my name in front, that is when I am able to speak to the characters."
"But I could hear you when you were talking in bold."
"Yes, you could hear me because you are co-writing this story with me. But you are the only one. None of the players will know that it is me, they will just hear a voice in the sky, and as long as I am talking in bold they will not be able to see me.'
"Oh. Can I do that?" Kayla asked.
"No."
"Why? I'm writing this too."
"Yes but you are not the annoying narrator. That is me."
"Well you are annoying."
"Shut up."
"But I still don't know why you're whispering."
"Oh. Well... Actually I don't know either." I stopped whispering and began to speak at a normal volume.
"Wow."
"Oh shoosh." I told her.
Well, now that that's over (thanks again for ruining everything, Kayla)
"You're welcome." she said to the narrator.
*glares*
Kayla laughed.
Anyway, now that that is over, this is a Hometuck Truth or Dare ( if you couldn't tell by the title). I'm basically just writing this because everyone else does it, so I wanted to join the party. Now enough of me boring you with my ramblings, it's time to gather up everyone! *devious smile* Kayla!
"Yes?" she responded.
Go round up our players!
"Why do I have to do it?"
Because I'm lazy.
"Ugh. You suck."
Fine! If you don't want to do it then I'll just text them, you lazy ass.
"You're the lazy ass!"
Ugh, fine. Let's just compromise and say that we are both lazy asses.
"Fine. Just go text everybody."
To: ectoBiologist; tentacleTherapist; turntechGodhead; gardenGnostic;
apocalypseArisen; adiosToreador; twinArmageddons; carcinoGeneticist;
aresnicCatnip; grimAuxiliatrix; gallowsCalibrator; arachnidsGrip;
centaursTesticle; terminallyCapricious; caligulasAquarium; cuttlefishCuller
Subject: party
Hey guys! Kayla & I r throwing kind of a get-together and I want all of u
there. Trust me it's gonna be awesome. Be at Kayla's house at 6. See u
guys there.
~~~~ Time skip ~~~~~
Karkat walked up to Kayla's house. It was only 5:57 but it looked like he was the last to show up. He walked up the steps and was about to knock, but before he could the door swung open to reveal an excited Rachel. This was going to be a long evening.
"Shouty! Finally you're here! Your're the last to show up." she exclaimed.
"SORRY, I WAS WATCHING A ROMCOM AND LOST TRACK OF TIME. AND WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT CALLING ME 'SHOUTY'?" he yelled at her.
"To not do it." she replied.
"SO WHY DO YOU ALWAYS CALL ME THAT?"
"Because you always shout everything you say. And because it irritates you." Rachel answered.
Karkat facepalmed.
"Come on in." Rachel said.
She pulled Karkat inside where he was met by all of the rest of the trolls and kids, and Rachel's very pissed off-looking friend Kayla. Rachel keeps telling you that they're moirails, and you keep telling her that humans don't have moirails because troll romance is too complicated for them to comprehend. That's when she tells you that it isn't that complicated to her because her brain works differently, and it's designed to over-complicate things and make them difficult, so complicated stuff is easy to her and easy stuff is sometimes (but not always) hard and blah blah blah. By that point you start to tune her out. Somethimes she can ramble as much as you can.
"Rachel, there is way too many people here." Kayla said to Rachel. "Why did you tell everyone to come to my house?"
"Well I couldn't tell them to come to my house. There's the possibilty that they will touch stuff and move it around, and it will drive my OCD brain crazy. You know how I get when you come over. Imagine that, but like, times 20." Rachel told her.
"Bitch." Kayla said.
Rachel shrugged. "Yeah, well."
Before Kayla can continue to rant, her dog, Nala, walks in the room and starts sniffing around.
"NALA!" Rachel exclaimed.
"I thought you had issues with Nala?" Kayla said to Rachel.
"I told you, that was over. Ugh, you never listen to me."
Dave inturrupted to two best friend, "yo guys. before you continue to bitch at each other, now can you tell us why you wanted us all to come here?"
"Oh yeah. I forgot about that." said Rachel.
"Wow." Kayla commented.
"Shut up. You know I forget everything." Rachel glared at Kayla.
"Yeah."
Rachel turned to the group of trolls and kids. "Okay, so the reason I told all of you guys to come over is because..."
Drum roll, please...
"Who said that!?" questioned everyone except Kayla and Rachel.
Shoosh
"I'm writing a Truth or Dare fanfiction!" Rachel announced happily
Everyone but Kayla and Rachel groaned. Out of boredom, Kayla pulled out her phone and began to text people.
Rachel smiled evily. "Haha, this is going to be so much fun."
"YEAH, FOR YOU MAYBE. BUT NOT FOR US." shouted Karkat.
"Hey, I never said in that text that you guys were gonna have fun, now did I?" Rachel responded.
John spoke up, "You said to trust you; that it would be awesome."
Rachel thought for a second. "Oh, maybe I should have made it clear that it was gonna be awesome for me, but not you guys."
"YEAH, YOU SHOULD HAVE. THEN I WOULD HAVE KNOWN NOT TO SHOW UP. I'M OUTTA HERE." Karkat stood up to leave.
I don't think so, Karkat.
The door magically locks-
"magic isn't real." stated Eridan.
Shut up, it totally is.
The door magically locks and the windows slam shut.
No one is leaving until this game is over, understand?
"Rachel, where is that voice coming from?" asked Jade.
"Not important." Rachel told her. "What's important is that you all shut up and listen to it. And most importantly, do everything it says."
All the trolls and kids nod. Rachel looks satisfied until she turns around and sees Kayla texting.
Oh, no way. *The narrator swipes Kayla's phone and hides it where she will never find it*
"Rachel!" complained Kayla.
"What do you want me to do?" Rachel asked her. "That was the narrator, not me." she winked at her moirail.
Don't worry you'll get it back once you prove that you aren't gonna just text people the whole time instead of participate in the game.
"Damn you."
Whatever. Now everybody get cozy while I tell you how we're going to play.
"THIS IS BULLSHIT." whispered Karkat.
*Pretending not to hear Karkat even though she really did* reviewers are going to send in requests on truths they want to know about you guys and dares they want to see you guys do. You will have no choice but to answer all truths and preform all dares that are assigned to you. But remember, have fun! *narrator tries not to bust out laughing because she is well aware that they will most certainly not enjoy this game.*
"I HATE MY LIFE." yelled Karkat.
Well, there you guys go! The more submissions I get, the faster I update. I probably won't update until I have at least three, because I don't want to make them too short.
~Edit: I got in trouble, so I had to redo the story format (even though I specifically did not want to do it this way) and you guys have to PM me thruths and dares. Sorry for the inconvenience, but I have to do what I'm told.
See you on the next update...