Early Bird gets the Kat
A/N: Please excuse this crappy first chapter, if its crappy. I don't know yet, I haven't typed it. This came to me in a dream, and I'm a little nervous since there are no KI SWAT Kats crossovers yet. So please don't flame me, It took a few days to think of a slightly valid excuse of why Pit would be in Megakat City. I am a fan of the SWAT Kats, but do not consider myself experienced enough to completely guess their personalities correctly. Anywho, any suggestions are greatly apriciated in a PM but I am slightly put down for some reason when its in a review. Ok, I've blabbed enough, on to adventure!
It was a peaceful day in Skyworld. The sun was shining-wait, no it wasn't clouds were covering it. There were also thousands of underworld troops filling the skies. Centurions were falling everywhere. The captian of the army, a young angel named Pit, was fighting the best he could, and wiping out hundreds of monsters as he headed to the Underworld to stop the source of the destruction. Ornes littered the path as he flew by with the power of flight from the Goddess of Light, Palutena.
"Careful Pit, if those Ornes get to you it's game over!" warned Palutena
"Believe me, I do NOT want to get finished!" said Pit as he dodged the Ornes. As he fought his way deeper into the Underworld, the enemies became more and more.
"Uh, Lady Palutena, these enemies are starting to get annoying." Said Pit
"I know Pit, but you'll have to tough it out until you get to Medusa. I hate to add to your problems, but the Power of Flight is almost up, and soon your wings will catch fire." Said Palutena
"What!?" exclaimed Pit "Then we need to hurry!"
"I know, especially since I can't extract you if Medusa is still using her powers to keep me from helping you."
"I'll just pretend you didn't say that." Pit managed to break away from the enemies and Palutena guided him to Medusa's lair. And naturally the doors were closed, so Palutena just smashed Pit straight through them.
"Not that I'm complaining, but could you be a little gentler next time?" said Pit
"Sorry about that. Are you ok?"
"I'm fine! Now it's time to take down Medusa!"
"yes, but remember that the path to her is as dangerous as she is."
"Eh, you worry too much!" Pit said, before turning a corner and coming face to face with a reaper. Pit screamed and started running away while firing shots at the pursuing reaper. Reapers however, are very tough, so Pit eventually ran back to the beginning and was forced to jump around the room until the reaper died. After killing the reaper, he took care of the reapettes and continued on his way. After reaching the next room, he found an Eggplant Wizard and a Tempura Wizard waiting for him.
"No! I don't want to be an eggplant again!" Pit whined as he shot at the food wizards.
"Careful Pit, one chomp and you're finished." Palutena warned, when out of nowhere, a familiar dark angel appeared.
"Pittoo!" cheered Pit. Dark Pit responded to his hated nickname by punching Pit.
"I told you to quit calling me that!"
"Nice to see you too." Said Pit
"Are we going to talk all day? Or maybe we should be trying to keep our entire species from going extinct." Dark Pit said impatiently
"Ok ok! I'm coming!"
The two angels continued on through the lair, and came to a giant hole full of spikes reaching from wall to wall. It was way too big to jump.
"Aw man! What do we do now!" said Pit, when Dark Pit just shot an arrow through his tunic and to the other side.
"Ack! What the heck Pittoo!?"
"Quit calling me that! You're over aren't you? And did you forget that you have a power board?" Dark Pit said as he used the Jump Glide power to float to the other side.
"Hehe. Right." Said Pit sheepishly, as he did forget about the power board.
"You idiot."
The two angels continued on to see a room full of treasure boxes, and a locked door on the other side.
"Be careful guys. Only one box has a key, and all the others are traps." Said Viridi
"And we can't tell which one it is." Said Palutena
"Well isn't this just WONDERFUL!?" snapped Dark Pit
"Hey! Calm down, we'll figure it out!" said Pit cheerfully
"And how do you propose we do that?"
"Whichever one doesn't try to kill us has to have the key! So all we have to do is run by all of them, and if one doesn't grow legs or shoot then we know it has the key! After we find the key we run." Pit said
"That is the most stupid plan I have ever heard."
"Well do you have a better idea?"
"…No."
"Then we do Gorilla tactics!"
"It's Guerilla, not Gorilla." Corrected Dark Pit
"Whatever!" Pit said, as he started running by the first chest, which grew legs and tried to kick him. Dark Pit realized Pit was going to get them both killed if he didn't help so he started running by them too. After about 15 minutes both angels were exhausted, and still haven't found the key. A ton of Mimicuties were chasing after them, and Pandora's Boxes were still shooting. Pit looked over and saw one chest still closed, and ran for it. It was a mimicutie. Dark Pit, however, found the correct chest and motioned for Pit to follow. They both ran for the door, only to see Mimicuties blocking it.
"Oh f-" started Dark Pit as the poor angels were kicked all around the room by the legged treasure boxes. Eventually, they made it through, and the Goddesses watched two bruised and beaten angels stagger through the door and collapse on the ground outside of it.
"So. Many. Kicks." Pit gasped out.
"So. Many. Bruises." Dark Pit finished
"Yeah yeah, it was horrible. Now get up chickens, before you get cooked." Viridi said. The angels glared at air, since she was actually very far away.
"… I hate you all." Stated Dark Pit after a while
"Yes, I am aware of that right now. But you two need to defeat Medusa. Every second you waste is another life lost." Said Palutena
After hearing that, Pit was instantly on his feet. "Then we have to hurry! Come on Pittoo!"
"Quit calling me that!" said angel snapped as he got up and followed the light one. The two angels continued on, bracing themselves for the room ahead. What they found was… a hot spring.
"Yes! I love you hot spring!" said Pit cheerfully. Dark Pit facepalmed.
"I guess it can't hurt." He said, climbing in after Pit. After a few seconds, both angels were as healed as the hot spring could get them. Then the hot spring got cold. REALLY COLD!
"Ack! NO! THE HOT SPRINGS HAVE BETRAYED ME!" Pit shouted as though water getting cold was a foreign concept.
"You know you could, I don't know, get out of the water maybe and then you won't be cold?"
"Oh!" Pit said, looking like the world has just been revealed to him. So the angels continued on, finding Medusa waiting for them, as the door led outside.
"Why hello there angels. You too Goddesses. Here to defeat me?" Medusa asked venomously
"You know it!" shouted Pit defiantly
"Of course." Said Dark Pit
Medusa chuckled. "My aren't you two full of bluster. But it'll take more than that to defeat me. And it appears you two have already used the Power of Flight."
"It doesn't matter!" Dark Pit shouted
"Because you're going down!" Both angels finished. Medusa was about to crush them underfoot, and as neither of them could fly, they ran out of the way.
"Viridi and I thought you two could use some help. We set up grind rails around the courtyard." Said Palutena
"Thank you very much!" shouted Pit cheerfully as he and his dark counterpart jumped on separate grind rails and began shooting at Medusa. Medusa kept teleporting away, which made it difficult. Eventually she managed to smack Pit off of his grind rail, and down to the ground below. Dark Pit however, shot her in the eye with a Mega Laser and she switched her attention to him. Working together the two angels managed to defeat Medusa. As she was dying however, she shot one more blast and hit Pit. That blast held her magic, hate, venom, and anger. As an angel of light, Pit couldn't take all the negativity, and his body was turned to stone. The last thing he heard was his Goddess calling out to him.
A/N: … this took longer then expected to get up. This isn't over yet of course, just the beginning. I haven't even mentioned Megakat City yet. I have to give myself credit for thinking outside the box. People usually just use portals. Nothing wrong with portals. I might focus on a few neglected aspects of Kid Icarus, such as the power board. Anyway, R&R so I can tell if anyone read this. And PLEASE help me come up with a better name for this! I am not proud of it at all!