Cullen, wolf, and Volturi chat room

Carlisle-SuperDr.

Esme-YoMomma

Rosalie-RosePetal

Emmett-Clefttheboychinwonder

Jasper-Noemotion

Alice-Supershopper

Bella-Klutz

Edward-DaringVamp

Nessie-Purpleteardrops

Jacob-SureSure

Seth-Hottiewithabs

Aro-Master

Jane-Pain!

SureSure: Hey vampires and Seth!

DaringVamp: Oh great, a mutt

Klutz: Edward be nice

Hottiewithabs: AHH. ALL VAMPIRES

Master: Do not be afraid, dog.

Pain!: Or maybe you should

YoMomma HAS LOGGED OFF

SuperDr. HAS LOGGED OFF

Clefttheboychinwonder: Why do I hear bumping around...

Supershopper: ...EWWW

Klutz HAS LOGGED OFF

DaringVamp HAS LOGGED OFF

Purpleteardrops: AHH! I HEAR IT TOO! AND WE'RE IN THE COTTAGE

SureSure: Ewww, I don't like thinking of that.

Hottiewithabs: Uh, me either, Jake

RosePetal: Emmett? Whats with the name..?

Clefttheboychinwonder: I liked it! Its nice and long.

SureSure HAS LOGGED OFF

Purpleteardrops: Where'd Jake go?

Hottiewithabs: To wash his eyes out.

Klutz HAS LOGGED ON

DaringVamp HAS LOGGED ON

DaringVamp: NESSIE! What have I told you about the internet?

Purpleteardrops: Its full of pervs?

Klutz: Like your uncle Emmett

Clefttheboychinwonder: True

RosePetal: Ohh Emmett.

RosePetal HAS LOGGED OFF

Clefttheboychinwonder HAS LOGGED OFF

Noemotion: .

Supershopper: He talks!

Master: Jane is sitting next to me laughing, she never laughs..

Pain!: Its true.

Supershopper: BELLA! We have to go shopping, like, NOW! Its your human birthdate!

Klutz: Alice! No!

DaringVamp: Bella did you see what I left for you on your bed?

Klutz: What? There's nothing on my... well, now there is. . Damn Edward you're fast

DaringVamp: Practice, over 100 years.

Klutz: I can tell its jewelry.

DaringVamp: Open it and thank me, Bella.

Klutz: OMG. ITS BEAUTIFUL. THANK YOU.

RosePetal HAS LOGGED ON

Clefttheboychinwonder HAS LOGGED ON

Clefttheboychinwonder: Rose, forgive me! I didn't mean to!

RosePetal: NO! THOSE WERE MY FAVORITE UNDIES!

Klutz: O.O

DaringVamp: What are they arguing about now?

Noemotion: Emmett ripped Rosalie's underwear while trying to take them off.

Pain! HAS LOGGED OFF

Purpleteardrops: Where'd Jane go?

Master: She was disturbed by your conversation.

SureSure HAS LOGGED ON

SureSure: Bells! Fall down again?

Clefttheboychinwonder: THATS MY LINE MUTT!

Klutz: NOT funny, either of you.

DaringVamp: She's right...not funny

Clefttheboychinwonder: You always take her side!
DaringVamp: She's my wife...