Once there was an asshole named Misia. He LOVED playing club penguin. What he also loved, was cheating on girls.
1. Sarah doesn't give shiat.
Sarahbcf: (eats) Heys, gimme some more badass breeto berries over here!
Gilbert2928: Well someone's gonna have to learn the hard way.
(Sees) OoO holy FKS.
Girby: Ugh yaws Misia im coming. -_-
Gilbert2928: Dat girl is hot! And she's with- MISIA WTF?!
Sarahbcf: Ikr thats my best friend! And it looks like she's with chee-tor 5000.
Misia01: Hey Bunz who's dat boi?
Girby: Hmm? Oh that's Gilbert. (Secretly thinks he's hot!)
Misia01: *_* Okay? Lets go hottie!
Girby: Ok! Looks at Gilbert. ;)
Gilbert2928: OoO Wow Sarah help me get her! I must #*%^ her!
:/)
2 hrs l8r...
Sarahbcf:(rubs belly) Listen Gil,she won't fall for you.
Gilbert2928: You don't know that. She might you kno.
Sarahbcf: :/ Okay you can try. Look im not gonna lie but, I liked her too. :/(
Gilbert2928: Lol you're a-
Sarahbcf: Yeah yeah, you don't have to say it.
2. I doves you
Back at Britneilicio's (I spelled it right!)
iggy...
Hughjas57: Ok everyone im going to retire club penguin forever. So to be safe, im going to tell Polo here to ban me forever!
Polo Field: U gots it dood! (Bans)
Britneilicio: Hey Misia u wanna?
Misia01: Srry im with her. Ill do it tonight. :D
Girby: Oh Im srry. Who is the one who washes yer ass socks?
Misia01: C'mon babe it's only tonight! Plz u won't have with me. I promise lol.
Girby: U see i got banned once. Aka jailbreak wista. So shut yer booty hole. :( Yer such a sucky bf. Gosh Misia!
3. Le Breakup
The next day...
Girby: Yer hot cutie. I wanna have tonight.
Misia01: Ok great! Brb ok?
Girby: Yaws just gtfo. :)
A minute l8r...
Misia01: Im back! O hey Gilbert! :|
Gilbert2928: (gets idea) Hey u! Misia! I sawed u at the stadium with Britnel! U did this to her: ;)
Girby: o_e :( Runs home sadly.
Misia01: Dats a lie! U liar! Now ill never see her again ass.
Gilbert2928: Ugh! U made her sad! (Kicks ass so hard that da bitch gits jelly!) Muthafukin Bitch. :P
At the bunda...
Misia01:Bunz! R u Here? 0_0 WTF!?
Girby: We're so fukin over!
Misia01:OoO Why?!
Gilbert2928: Because yer a selfish ass! Now ur totally fuked up boi!
Misia01: You suck hard!
Gilbert2928: Holy Fukin Shiat! He said u suck hard! :)
Girby: idc u kno that?
Britneilicio: Heyyy! Bitch why r u with this hot boy? Is she saying im a fukin ass lesbo?!
Girby: (Rolls eyes damn ass dramatically) Yes, and fuk yer ayss hooole!
4. Fire + Water = ?
They say every Club Penguin enemies become friends at the end, or do they? Cause I can tell ya, this shipping is enemy infested! Oh and also, they all NEVER became friends! But u never kno. They might get into some fukin dramatic fight!
Girby: Hey guys! Im back! Lets go to the Mine.
Unicorncrap: U got it gurl!:D
At the Mine...
Inka1234: Ok gang, Hey look its Misia! Lets bother him!
Girby: I think I'll just wait heer.(thinks) I really like Gilbert a lot. :)
Gilbert2928: (looks at) :/|
Girby: Bitches! You both erased me!
Inka1234: No we didn't! You erased us!
Girby: (goes home):(
Now we all know that Girby is a bitch.