Hey, The Jonny T... you know what? You get the idea. It's a sequeal to Secret Of The Clubs. Dive right in.
I do not own Deadpool or Adventure Time.
"-UUUUUUUUUUUCK!" Deadpool finishes, then takes a deep breath. Everyone was still staring at the burning transporter, in the moonlight, still shocked.
"That didn't just happen!" Princess Bubblegum states, panicing, "Please, tell me that didn't just happen!"
"That didn't just happen." Jake replies. Princess Bubblegum grabs him by his shoulders and shakes him, scaring him a bit.
"DON'T TELL ME IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!" Princess Bubblegum yells, enraged, "I JUST SAW IT!"
"PB, calm down!" Finn says, pulling Princess Bubblegum off of Jake.
"NO, YOU CALM DOWN!" Princess Bubblegum growls.
"SHE'S LOST IT, MAN!" Jake states, hiding behind Deadpool.
"Guys, let's just chill out for a second!" Marceline orders.
"This is all your fault!" Princess Bubblegum yells, poking Marceline hard with her finger, "What in Glob's name possessed you to come here?"
"Hey, you touch me again, and you're gonna be losing that hand!" Marceline warns, getting angry.
"PB's got a point, Marcie, what's the deal?" Finn demands. Marceline's eyes widen in shock.
"Finn, are you yelling at me?" Marceline questions.
"Yeah, I am!" Finn answers, "Why'd you run in and get us trapped here?"
"Hey, I didn't tell you to follow me!" Marceline states, becoming angrier and defensive, "And if you'll just shut up, I'll tell you!"
"You know what, I don't even wanna hear your explanations!" Princess Bubblegum yells, "It's probably something completely idiotic like needing to know her counterpart's favorite song!"
"It's not like that!" Marceline replies.
"Then what is it?" Finn questions, his voice still raised.
"STOP YELLING AT ME!" Marceline screams.
"LOUD NOISES!" Deadpool yells.
"If you're not gonna calm down and listen, then maybe I'll just leave!" Marceline states.
"MAYBE YOU SHOULD!" Finn replies. Marceline is silent for a moment, then becomes saddened.
"Y-y-you don't mean that, right?" Marceline questions.
"Oh yes, I do!" Finn answers. Marceline is even more shocked.
"Whoa, dude, a little rough." Jake says.
"FINE, THEN I GUESS WE'RE NOT A COUPLE ANYMORE!" Marceline screams, tears starting to form in her eyes.
"Dayyyyuuuummm, did not see that comin'!" Deadpool states, eating from a bag of popcorn. Finn's face lights up at Marceline words, shocked and filled with regret.
"Wait, Marceline-" Finn says, but Marceline turns into a bat and soars off, "MARCELINE, WAIT!" He tries to follow, but Marceline was now out of sight. "AAAHHH!" Finn yells, angry, "SMEAGOL!"
[He wants our preeeecious!]
All of a sudden, there was a lot of loud moaning and groaning. Everyone looks around in shock.
"Dude, what was that?" Finn questions.
"I don't know, man, but it doesn't sound good." Jake answers, as everyone gathers together, hearing the noises approaching in every direction.
"You've clearly never watched porn then." Deadpool states.
"Everyone remain calm, whatever it is, it's nothing we can't handle." Princess Bubblegum informs. All of a sudden, a group of walking candy people corpses come out of hiding behind some of the ruins and begin to surround the group. Everyone looks at the zombies in horror.
"NOPENOPENOPENOPE!" Deadpool yells, as he pulls out his katanas.
[NOPENOPENOPENOPE!]
"WHAT DO WE DO?" Princess Bubblegum screams.
"You know what time it is?" Finn questions.
"Adventure Time?" Jake replies, confused.
"Ah, ah, he said it!" Deadpool states, pointing at Jake.
"IT'S ZOMBIE SLAYING TIME!" Finn announces, pulling out his sword and chopping the head off of a zombie candy cane. Deadpool joins in and starts to decapitate some more zombies. Jake turns his hand into a chainsaw and runs into the swarm of zombies, cutting them to pieces.
"WOOHOO!" Jake yells, "KILLIN' ZOMBIES IS AWESOME, DUDE!"
"Wait, what am I supposed to do?" Princess Bubblegum questions, unarmed.
"Use this!" Deadpool says, tossing a shotgun to Princess Bubblegum, "Just keep the end that goes boom away from you! You have no idea how many times I've had to tell people that!"
"But I've never used one of these before!" Princess Bubblegum explains, as her finger hits the trigger, blowing the head off of a zombie lollipop. For a moment, Princess Bubblegum was shocked and silent, then an overwhelming sensation comes over her body. "...Oh glub, yes." she moans, cocking the shotgun and firing at more zombies. Finn slices a candy corn in half, then slices off the head of a ice cream cone.
"They just keep coming!" Finn states.
"That's what she said!" Deadpool replies, as he shoves a grenade into a marshmallow and kicks it into the crowd of zombies, exploding and taking a group out.
[Clearly, never to you.]
"...Dick." Deadpool says, his eyes narrowed, as he pulls out a handgun and shoots a cream puff in the head, "I was imagining that cream puff as you!"
[Oh yeah, I'm terrified.]
Jake turns his chainsaw hand into a bat and bashes some heads in.
"We can't hold them off for long, Finn!" Jake informs.
"We have to try!" Finn replies, stabbing another marshmallow, "STEP OFF, YOU UNDEAD FREAKS!" Finn kicks the head off of the marshmallow, then starts to spin around, slicing more zombies up. Princess Bubblegum continues to fire the shotgun, until she runs out of ammo, then starts to swing it like a bat.
"DIE YOU SUGARY ABOMINATIONS!" Princess Bubblegum yells, whacking a cinnamon bun in the head multiple times.
"OW!" the cinnamon bun yells in pain, "THAT HURT!"
"DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIIIIIIIEEEEEE!" Princess Bubblegum screams, continuing to beat the cinnamon bun with the gun. Finn looks on in shock.
"WAIT, PB!" Finn orders, running over. He looks at the cinnamon bun closely. "He's not a zombie!" Finn says, surprised, as he discovers the cinnamon bun is actually... Cinnamon Bun.
[DUN, DUN, DUUUUNNN!]
"What a twist!" Deadpool states, shooting another zombie.
"Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry, Cinnamon Bun!" Princess Bubblegum informs, shocked, "I just got carried away!"
"That's okay, Princess!' Cinnamon Bun says, as he's helped up by Finn and Princess Bubblegum.
"Hey, wait a sec, how comes you're not a zombie?" Jake questions, confused.
"Uuuhhh... I don't know." Cinnamon Bun answers. More zombies circle the group.
"We'll have to figure that out later, boys!" Princess Bubblegum informs, knocking the head off of a lollipop. Deadpool slices up some more zombies with his katanas.
"What I wanna know is how the hell after all those times zombies invaded, have you guys not built up an immunity?" Deadpool questions.
[What I wanna know is how they ended Deadpool Corps after only twelve issues?]
"It would take decades to build up an immunity to the virus!" Princess Bubblegum answers, "And during that time span, the virus could also evolve and adapt!"
"Aw man, that sucks!" Jake states, smashing the heads of zombies.
"What do we do until then?" Finn questions.
"The same thing we've been doing, KILL THE WALKING FREAKS!" Princess Bubblegum yells.
"Not to be a downer, 'cause I loves me some zombie killin' as much as the next guy." Deadpool says.
"That's me." Jake informs.
"But I don't have enough ammo to last much longer, my blades are gonna get dull soon, and my healing factor doesn't fight off zombie cooties." Deadpool explains, as he continues to slice, "Also, my health insurance won't cover it."
[Should have went with Aflac.]
"We have to keep fighting, man!" Finn says, "Or we're all gonna get eaten!"
"But I don't taste good!" Jake states.
"Guessing you've never had take out?" Deadpool replies.
"YAAAAAAAAHH!" a loud man yell is heard. A hooded figure rushes in with a sword and starts to slice up zombies. Along with him was an older Lumpy Space Princess, Starchy, and Lady Rainicorn, who attack the zombies.
"Lump you, you stupid zombies!" Lumpy Space Princess says, smashing the head of a zombie cupcake with a sledge hammer.
"Put up your dukes!" Starchy orders, punching out zombies, "Starchy is number one!" Lady Rainicorn stabs zombies with her horn, and bucks them with her hooves. The other group stares in shock. The figure wielding the sword slices up another batch of zombies, then whistles for the others.
"There's too many!" the figure informs, "Everyone onto Rainicorn's back!" Everyone rushes over and climbs onto Lady Rainicorn, then she takes off, a few zombies trying to bite her. "We're safe now." the figure says, "Is everyone alright?"
"Nah, it's cool." Deadpool answers.
"Oh, thank you so much for saving us!" Princess Bubblegum says.
"Who are you?" Finn questions, confused. The figure pulls down his hood, revealing a young male with short, blond hair, some blond facial stubble, and pale skin. "Oh Glob, you're..." Finn tries to say, completely shocked.
"PEWDIEPIE!" Deadpool yells, surprised and excited.
"What?" the man questions, "N-no! It's me! Finn!"
"Come on, just say 'How's it goin', bros'!" Deadpool replies.
"No." older Finn says.
"My name is PEEEWWdiepie?" Deadpool questions.
"No!" older Finn answers.
"...Stephano?" Deadpool questions.
"NO!" older Finn yells.
"Whoa, this is so cool!" Finn states, "I still look awesome in the future!"
"Yeah, you do!" Jake adds, laughing, "I wonder what I look like." Everyone was silent for a moment, the other group casting their heads downward, a few tears forming in Lady Rainicorn's eyes. "...What?" Jake questions, confused.
"There's something you guys gotta see." older Finn informs.
"Dude, what happened here?" Finn questions, confused.
"That." older Finn answers, pointing to a giant, demonic castle where the Candy Kingdom once stood, demons and other monster flying and gathering around it. Everyone looks with wide eyes.
"Dude... what is that?" Finn replies.
"The Castle of Hunson Abadeer." older Finn answers.
"Who?" Princess Bubblegum questions, confused.
"Marceline's dad." Finn says, shocked, "But... how did he... I mean... I thought he couldn't leave the Nightosphere unless-"
"Someone freed him." older Finn finishes, seeming sad.
"But who freed him?" Jake replies.
"One of three people who knew how to." older Finn explains, "And it wasn't me or Jake." Finn thinks for a moment, then his eyes widen in shock.
"No... she didn't!" Finn says, shocked.
"I'm confused." Deadpool informs.
"Duh, it was-" Lumpy Space Princess tries to say.
"No, no, don't give it away!" Deadpool yells, then holds up a DVD, "BRB, I'm gonna figure this out for myself."
[11 minutes later...]
"Back, and figured it out." Deadpool informs, "Continue." Older Finn stares at him for a moment.
"...Marceline freed Abadeer." older Finn reveals, everyone gasping in response.
"GASP!" Deadpool yells.
"To this day, I still have no idea why." older Finn says.
"You think it has any thing to do with the fact that every one of her closest friends betrayed her?" Deadpool questions.
[Or this is some kind of father daughter bonding activity. I think I'll take over the world one day with my daughter.]
"...Now that you mention it, that's probably right." older Finn replies, a bit surprised.
"Oh man, this is all my fault!" Finn states, feeling angry at himself.
"No, it isn't." Jake says.
"It kind of is." Cinnamon Bun informs.
"Sshh!" Princess Bubblegum hushes.
"By the way, what's up with the zombies?" Jake questions. Older Finn removes the cloak he was wearing, revealing his normal attire, but with jeans instead of shorts. He takes off his backpack and opens it, then reaches inside and pulls out a zombified head wearing half of a Deadpool mask.
"SHORTY!" Deadpool yells, excited.
"'Ellos, Pewdie!" Headpool greets.
I hope you enjoyed this chapter. What will happen next? Find out in the next installment. Please Review. Thanks.