'ey zere! It's Transylvania Crina, Crina for short! I am 'ere wiz my good friend Poland! Say "'ello" Poland.

Poland: Like hey! So like, Crina, like why are you using like a crappy French accent?

'mmm... I don't know! *smiles* Anyway, 'ere is ze first chapter! Please enjoy!

Poland: Like that skirt is like totally cute!

Danke Poland! ^-^

I don't own Hetalia... Or Chico's Tacos... Sadness ;n;

Chapter One: Chico's Tacos

"Check it out yo!" America called out as he entered the conference room. He held up four paper bags. "The hero brought y'all lunch!" England stared at the bags in disgust as his former colony set the bags on the table.

"I am NOT eating hamburgers, you git!" he announced in annoyance. The other Allies nodded in agreement. Alfred "pfft", and opened one of the bags.

"These aren't hamburgers Dude." he explained as he unwrapped one of the food items. "These are tacos!" China looked at the taco in America's hand in confusion.

"What's a taco, aru?" China asked him. America shrugged.

"Some type of Mexican food." he answered before taking a bite.

"So these are from Mexico?" France wondered out loud as he examined his taco. Alfred shook his head.

"Nah, dude!" he said. "These are from a place called Chico's Tacos in El Paso. My son Texas brought me them." America finished his taco and grabbed a second one.

"They are good, da?" Russia questioned.

"Totally, dude!" The Allies looked at eachother, then at the tacos in their hands. Slowly, they lifted the tacos to their lips and took a bite. To their absolute suprise, the tacos wer actually really good!

"Wow." England began. "These are amazing!" The others nodded in agreement.

"I know dude," America said. "I know."

-Later at the Movies-

"Oh!" America exclaimed. "This movie is totally awesome yo! In this one, the mai-" Guuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrgle. America scanned the faces of the other Allies. France was blushing and trying to act normal. "France? Did you just...?"

"Non! I would do no such-" Guuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrgle. China squeeked in embarassment and buried his face in Russia's chest.

"China, are you alri-" . "That was you Engla-" . Russia froze.

"Russia, dude, that was totally yo-" . America's eyes went wide. "Oh man! This wasn't a good idea!" The Allies let one rip at the same time. They looked at eachother in horror, and as the cheese was cut one more time, they ran out of the theatre screaming. As they ran past, Ohio, Virginia, and New Mexico sniffed the air. Ohio and Virginia knew the smell, nut looked at New Mexico for comfirmation. She looked at her sisters and nodded.

"Chico's."

So yeah! that's the first chapter! Stupid? Good! Crack? Wonderful! This chapter was based of the joke "Chico's Tacos" by Gabriel Iglesias. Look it up. I'm serious. It's hilarious! This chapter is dedicated to my Malen'kaya!

Poland: Like hey Crina's Malen'kaya!

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