First off sorry the first version got taken off. After thinking about it i found that joke at the end a little tasteless, so I decided to remove it, but before I could post the new one, my internet shut down. Thankfully, it is now back on. Also I was still too lazy to add Bug's accent and Daffy's lisp. And without further internet problems, I now present to you (again)...
The Looney Ghost Busters
By Sir Thomas Roberts
WARNING: If you for any reason dislike the fourth-wall being shattered into countless pieces, then this isn't the fanfiction for you.
It was a fairly peaceful day in Manhattan, or as peaceful as the enormous city could get. Birds were happily fluttering around the Public Library, enjoying the afternoon sun. Inside the library, the old librarian went about her work organizing books, and picking up ones that careless readers had left behind on the tables. Eventually, she wheeled her cart over to the basement stairs, grabbed an arm full of books, and descended into the lower levels of the library. Down there, she began searching for the proper spot for a Sherlock Holmes novel. Suddenly, out of the corner of her eye, she thought she saw a group of books float off the shelf and place themselves on the on to the opposite shelf. "Did those books just… no, it's probably just these contacts acting up again," she thought. She then put the books she was carrying in their places and went over to the filing drawers to place the books' cards back. But suddenly the drawers shot open and began spewing the cards in every direction. Terrified, she ran toward the stairs but quickly became lost in the maze of shelves. Then, as soon as she rounded a corner, she saw something that made her shriek in absolute terror.
The scene then cuts to a title card that says The Ghost Busters. "When there's something strange-in your neighborhood-who you gona call- GHOST BUSTERS! If there's something weird-and it don't look good-d- who-o y-y-you g-g-g-goooooo, fritz werrr-clank-BOOM!" Daffy then walks onto the title screen, "That's just great! The sound system's broken!" he complained.
"Eh, What's up doc?" Bugs said as he walked on screen.
"The sound system broke down. Honestly, would it have killed the author to have invested in some descent sound equipment!"
"Just be glad he got it at all. This is literature, it ain't suppose to have sound to begin with. Plus, the author hardly gets anything on his pay check, and what he does get is spent on video games and gummy worms. But still, we did promise to have some sort of theme song."
"Wait a minute!" Daffy exclaimed, "I know how we can fix this!" He then ran off screen and came back dressed in rappers garb and started to sing, "When there's something strange- in your neighbor hood-who you gona call…" He then waited for the reading audience to yell ghost busters, but no one did. Daffy just stared angrily.
"Uh, I think I have a better idea," Bugs said. He then reached to the top of the screen and pulled down a curtain with a title card that read The Looney Ghost Busters, and the Looney Tunes theme song played.
When the theme song ended the curtain rolled up and Bugs was dressed in a one man band outfit. "Your despicable," Daffy bluntly said.
This is just a prologue to gain interest, kindly review and tell me what you think.