Chapter One

Zzzt...Zzzt...Zzzt

Like a fish from water, my hand flopped onto my nightstand, looking for the source of the annoyance. Finding my phone, I grab it and hold it up as it still vibrates in my hand. Opening my eyes, I look at the blurry screen and could barely make out the small bar at the bottom with the the slide tool. Putting my thumb on the dismiss bar, I-

Fuck. I missed... the thought entered my mind even through my groggy state as the vibrating suddenly stopped.

"Why the hell is the dismiss thing so damn small?" I hear myself mutter as I fling off my covers, swing my feet off the bed and sit on the side of it. Fumbling around on my nightstand again, my hand grasps my glasses. After putting them on, I looked at the now easy to see phone screen. Soon, the alarm was reset and the phone was resting back on the table.

Rubbing my eyes, I stood, stretched, and walked over to the door from my room. Opening the door, and wincing at the loud squeaking it made, I stepped out into the hallway.

"Meow."

"Morning kitty," I reply without thinking as I look down to see the cat sitting by my door. With the door still open, the tan cat walked into the room and I heard him as he jumped up on my desk chair. Turning a corner, I reached the cabinets outside the bathroom door. Opening the middle cabinet, I grabbed a washcloth before reaching for a towel.

"Fuck," I muttered under my breath as my hand hit the wooden shelf. Turning around, I began all the way back to my room. After grabbing an already used towel from the large pile of dirty laundry behind my door, I made it back to the bathroom, entered it, turned the light on, and shut and locked the door.

After almost falling asleep while standing up, I stepped out of the shower, dried myself off and made it back to my room with the towel wrapped around my waist. I always heard things at school of how other guys checked themselves out in the mirror or some-such but 5:45 in the morning was too damn early for me to do much of anything besides the basic stuff.

Putting on some clothes, I tossed the dirty towel and pajamas into the laundry pile. I vaguely noted that I had to do laundry but it seemed to slip my groggy mind as I lay on my bed with my head at the foot of the bed. I had grabbed my phone and put my glasses back on before laying like this. Checking my Facebook, which was somehow faster on my phone than my computer, I saw that there was nothing that really required my attention. Not wanting to go outside my room yet, I went on the Ifunny app and scrolled through some of the pictures there.

With a unenthusiastic meow, a tan ball of fur jumped onto the bed. Looking straight at me, the cat meowed once more before crawling onto my stomach and laying down. Petting the cat, I could hear and feel him begin to purr softly.

"Your getting fat," I noted out loud as the cat rolled on his side. After petting him for what seemed to be a few seconds, I checked the time on my phone. It was ten past six in the morning. This put me off schedule for my morning routine but I couldn't care less. Still, I made the cat hop off me before standing and walking from my room and turning right. Walking through my family's dining room, I walked into the kitchen. Opening the pantry, I grabbed myself a granola bar that I immediately opened and began to munch on as I moved to the other side of the island. After getting a skinny cup and setting it on the counter, I opened the fridge and grabbed the gallon of milk that sat in there.

After finishing off the granola bar and drinking the glass of milk, I looked at the kitchen clock to see that I had about ten minutes before it was half past six. Putting the cup in the sink, I shuffled back down the hallway to the bathroom, aware that the cat had been following me the whole time. Entering the bathroom, I let the cat come in with me before closing the door. Turning to the counter, I heard the cat give a meow as he hopped onto the counter and began to rub against the sink faucet.

"Yeah, yeah, you spoiled son of a bitch."

Grabbing my toothbrush, I turned on the faucet, wet my brush, and let the cat drink from the running water as I brushed my teeth. When I finished, it only took the touching of my hand to the side of his throat to tell him to move. Spit, rinse, and put the brush back. With a thud, the cat hopped down to the floor. Letting him out, I closed the door once more before looking at my face. I had facial hair growing in strong, running from one sideburn to the other. Sometimes people would mistake me for being older than the seventeen years I actually am.

After applying deodorant, I returned to my room to sit in the vacant desk chair in front of my laptop. Opening the lid, I hit the power button and set my head on my cool desk as I waited for the computer to start-up.

"...Now or never..."

I felt the blackness of sleep begin to take over me after the rogue thought slipped through my head. Funny thing was that it didn't sound like my usual thinking voice. As I drifted closer it closer to sleep, the thoughts came on faster and more intense.

"It's drifting."

"Ready the transfer."

"Let's hope this one works."

As I succumbed to sleep, the internal conversation suddenly stopped and I was left with nothing but a black, empty void within my mind.

A/N: In case you haven't realized yet, this is the beginning of my new Fallout Self-Insert. To anyone coming here from my ME SI, I apologize for the weird switch but I can't really continue the ME SI until my parents decide to give me back my Xbox.

Anyways, hope you enjoyed this chapter (I know. It's pretty dull). It will pick up in pace next chapter, I promise. Please leave a review and let me know what you think of it or if I made any mistakes.