Part three in a series of Dragon Age themed Christmas carol parodies. This one is dedicated to the lovely Savvid!
Bioware owns the sandbox. They just let me play in it.
Rudolph the Angry Darkspawn
Rudolph the angry darkspawn
didn't like his name at all!
He wanted to be called "Hurlock" -
his broodmother sure had some gall!
All of the other darkspawn
used to laugh and call him names!
So, Rudolph the angry darkspawn,
his heritage he did disclaim.
He moved up to a tiny town
In the country of Orlais,
and started up a little farm,
and celebrated every feast day!
Now Rudoph is not so angry
he has a rather peaceful life!
When the other darkspawn all get slaughtered,
He'll be at home relaxing with his wife!