A/N-please tell me if this is too harsh on you. Romance comes later (maybe)
Disclaimer- I am very confused about this part, how can I not own myself! Oh well, I'll just go with the flow. I do not own MR or any other characters you may recognize. I do own the truth that will be told in this chapter.
Hey you awesome fans! It's me, max. I have a REALLY BIG SECRET TO TELL YOU. SORRY, I LEft the caps lock on. Before I tell you my absolutely gripping secret though, I will make a promise to you that I think I will regret later. (Word to the wise: don't do this at home, kids) Well, here goes: I promise not to backspace anything I write, unless it was a typo or written really weird, in which case I have to rewrite it anyway. OK. Now.
You all know how the big hit in all your stories is me and Fang? Like, I'm all over him? (Not that way, you sexist pig) Well, big surprise, it's not true. What can I say? NOT TRUE. You all got your romantic ideas from JP's books, right? Well. I told him to do that. Before I confuse you even more, I'll just say it. I, um, like Iggy. Not Fang. There. It's out. Everyone used to know the truth about this except you, our greatest helpers! Well, though it's totally irrelevant, now you know.
It was actually quite hard to replace Iggy with Fang. JP switched their ages, for one. Also, whenever Iggy or Fang appeared in the story, JP would replace one with the other and write down what he thought they would do in that situation. Pretty hard, huh? That could be why JP missed one. Yeah, he missed one. That time when Fang (who, in the book should have been Iggy, but was Fang) thought a restaurant was Iggy's house and Ig tried to stay behind. Remember? And I, um, told him I loved him? Yeah, big one to miss. Maybe JP meant it as a hint. Oh well, I wouldn't want Iggy all over stories like Fang is. He would kill me, even if he can't read. (You know, the whole blindness thing?) In fact, Fang would probably read it out loud for him. And I would be so embarrassed.
If you are confused or wondering, Fang and Iggy have the same personalities that you think they do. But Fang never got all that chatty. Ig did. I am really confused myself, actually. I feel the way about Ig that you thought I felt about Fang. Fang is like my second-in-command, but Iggy is the one I always confess my feelings and thoughts to. He always seems to come up with a completely insulting, sarcastic, and silly comment. I don't know why that doesn't often seem to make me mad, but reassure me instead. The only thing is that I don't think Iggy is as sure and confident about us as Fang is in the story. And there was no 'cave kiss' as some of you like to call it. That was a figment if JP's imagination. Technically, we only brushed lips. Wow, that's an embarrassing thing to say.
This whole confession is actually making me really nervous. If Ig finds out, he'll tease me and so will Fang. I don't just means cruel little rhymes and things. Ig is pretty good at making up mean things to say. He would probably also not want his secrets told. He's a pretty secretive guy. But for crying out loud, it's not like you guys would (or even could) come and find us just to tease him.
Since I know you are probably drooling to have details on the 'cave incident', I'll tell you all about it. In the morning. (Yawn) right now it is getting dark, so I am going to put the younger set to bed. I think Ig is taking first watch, then me, then Fang. Ironically, Iggy can type. This keyboard has Braille keys. Uh-oh.
See you next chapter! (Closes computer and conks out)
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