CLEVLAND AND HOBBY: CHAPTER 7
BUSTED OR NOT?
"Uh, um…" sputtered Clevland. "Oh, g-d, this is like that show Degrassi," Susan said. "Susan, you're parents will be informed as well," said Clevland's Mom, grabbing the phone. "To your room, young man!" pointed Clevland's Dad. "No! I love Susan!" yelled Clevland. Hobby looked at Susan, who was pulling on the phone cord. Clevland grabbed his gun and pointed it at his mom. "Clevland, don't you dare!" said Clevland's Dad. Clevland set his gun in reverse, so instead of imagining a female coming to him, he sends the female somewhere. He zaps and the phone drops. "Hello?" asked Susan's Mom on the line. Susan hung up. Clevland's Dad was red like a pepper. "Run!" yelled Clevland. "So what do you say to that?" asked Susan.
Clevland rubbed his eyes and saw Susan looking at him. "Where are my parents?" asked Clevland. "You were day dreaming, I think," Susan said. "You'd better get going home," said Clevland. "But wait, I have something to tell you!" said Susan. "Go! Quick!" shoved Clevland. Susan raised a brow. Clevland slammed the door. "What is it?" asked Hobby, eating the last biscuit. "I day dreamed Mom and Dad found out about me kissing Susan," Clevland said. "That's a relief," Hobby said. "We're home!" shouted Clevland's Mom, opening the door. "Goodness, Clevland, you don't need to eat that much." "I'm sorry, Mom," said Clevland.
That afternoon, Clevland sat in his room. "C'mon, it's only four. Lets enjoy the rest of this Sunday," Hobby said. Clevland sighed. "I can't believe Susan accepted my apology. Food? Not verbal?" asked Clevland. "I guess some babes are just that way," said Hobby. "I think I should make out with Susan," grinned Clevland. "Good gravy, are you being ignorant for the oath of S.M.A.R.T.?" asked Hobby. Clevland jumped off his bed and dug under his bed and got his manual guide to S.M.A.R.T. "Lets see," Clevland said. "SECTION V: ARTICLE 67, PAGE 134," said Hobby. "Ah, yes. Our club says denial is everything but we must provoke any relationships," said Clevland. "See? We even took the oath!" said Hobby. "Say, we still got some pages in the back left," Clevland said. "No! We can't add a new law!" Hobby said. "My club, my rules," said Clevland. "Then maybe I will quit from S.M.A.R.T.," Hobby said. "Maybe you should keep quiet," Clevland said. "Dude! You can't just disobey those laws!" said Hobby. "I've seen you pick up babes and I don't saw anything," Clevland said. "Whatever," said Hobby. Clevland looked at a chemical container he won in science league.
"What?" asked Hobby. "Maybe this law never existed, if you want to be stained," smiled Clevland. "Fine! Add the rule, but I will not obey it!" Hobby growled. "Oh, no problem. There is also a rule that no lions may rebel," smiled Clevland. "Oh, that does it! I'm out of S.M.A.R.T.!" yelled Hobby.