Vampire vs. Werewolf: The Game Show
Chapter One: I Can't Decide!
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Bella took a deep breath. She really wished she wasn't in this situation right now. Hell, she wished it would have never come to this!
"Make a decision, Bella," Jacob demanded. "It's either him or me."
Bella swallowed. She was standing between Jacob and Edward, and she was nervous as heck.
"I…" She stuttered. "I can't decide."
"What do you mean?!" Jacob shouted. "Bella, he left you! For Christ sake, Bella! Choose me!"
"I…I still can't decide!"
Suddenly, the scene changed and they were on the set of a game show and people were clapping.
"Welcome," A deep announcer's voice echoed, "to Vampire vs. Werewolf!"
"What the…" Edward mumbled.
"Here's your host, AC!"
"Hello, hello." I said. "Welcome to Vampire vs. Werewolf! Our newest contestant is a distressed young woman who can't decide between her two lovers! Please welcome Bella Swan and her lovers Edward Cullen and Jacob Black!"
"Why am I announced last?!" Jacob cried as he sat down in the plush red chair that was offered to him by me.
"Shut up, mutt." Edward said. The three sat down.
"Excuse me," Bella said. "But what are we doing here?"
"Weren't you listening?!" I exclaimed. "You're the next contestant on my game show! I'm here to help you decide between these two!"
"Oh… I guess that's not too bad, then."
"No, it's not! Now, let me explain what will go down. You two will be put under a series of tests so that Bella can decide who she wants to be with."
"And those tests are?" Edward asked.
"You will find out later, young man!" I exclaimed. "Now, tell us a little about yourselves."
"Well," Bella started. "I'm eighteen and my parents are divorced. I live here in Forks with my dad Charlie. I'm dating Edward—who's a vampire—but then he left me and I found Jacob—he's a werewolf—and they want me to choose one of them, but I can't decide! I want them both!"
The crowd "awwed" and shook their heads in pity.
Edward huffed. "Well! It wasn't like I had a choice! She almost got KILLED!" The crowd gasped. "Yeah, by my brother." They then booed.
"Uh, Edward?" I said. "I don't think that was the right thing to say…"
"Anyways," Edward continued. "I'm Edward, and I'm about one hundred and nine. I'm sparkly and indestructible."
Suddenly, a fan girl of his squealed and ran up, trying to get to him, but then security appeared out of nowhere and tackled her to the ground and dragged her out back.
"I LOVE YOU EDWARD!" She screamed as they pulled her outside.
We all blinked.
"Jacob, go!" I said.
"Right! I'm Jacob and I'm really hot—in more ways than one—and I'm fast and tall! Oh, and I'm sixteen."
I smiled. "So there you have it. Now, let's begin our first test…"
"Which is?" They asked.
I smirked. "The Battle of the Bodies."
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Really short, but I promise it is going to be WAY funnier and better! The chapters will also be longer.
Also, for those of you who read my story "Bella vs. the Guys," I've decided I'm not going to write the sequel until I'm done with this story. I promise you, though, that the sequel will be awesome.
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--Akatsuki Child