Author's Note: This is so random :D! No hating please. This is a weird crossover of Death Note and InuYasha. I have no idea what I was thinking when I wrote this. :D!

InuYasha was leaning against a tree when suddenly, his half brother Sessharamu appeared.
"The mighty Sessharamu has returned!"
Inuyasha rolled his eyes. What a stuck up bastard...

Then for no apparent reason Light Yagami(Imagay) appeared. He grinned evily at the half-brothers. Kagome randomly walked up. Then, L popped next to Light.
"Don't tell Imagay your name or he will keel YOU!" he exclaimed.
"Don't worry Kagome! I'll never tell that guy with Justin Beiber hair your name!" Inuyasha declared. Kagome facepalmed. "You just did you dumb ass."
"Ooooopss..."
Light pulled out his pen and his Death Note and furiously scribbled Ka...go...me... in it. Forty seconds later, Kagome clutched her chest then declared,"INUYASHA! I HATE YOU! SIT!"
Inuyasha had his face planted into the ground for the last time. Light started cackling. "Haha! Now I can kill you! Your name is Inuyasha~" He began writing Inuyasha's name in the Death Note, but Naraku fell on top of him before he could finish writing.
"Your favorite friend is here to take the sacred jewel shard away!" he exclaimed. Then he looked down and saw Imagay beneath him. L started laughing his ass off, and Inuyasha facepalmed. Sessharamu remained emotionless as usual.
"Get of of me~! I am GOD! I AM KIRA!" Light shouted angrily to Naraku.
"I'll take that...as a CONFESSION~!" L laughed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! He found out I'm Kira! Wait...Hey L...eat this cookie okay?" Imagay handed L a cookie. L took it and began bringing it to his mouth...
"No L! Don't eat the cookie!" Inuyasha exclaimed a second too late. L ate the cookie then died because the cookie was poisoned.
"And this time, stay dead L. DAMNIT! STAY DEAD!" Light yelled. Then, Near, Mello, and Matt appeared.
"My name is MELLO~! FEAR MEEH!" Mello proclaimed. Matt looked at him then exclaimed "MARSHMELLOW~!"
Mello looked like he was ready to breathe fire. "I HATE MARSHMELLOWS! NEVER SAY THAT IN MY PRESENCE AGAIN!"
Near sighed. "We're supposed to save these people from Kira, not piss Mello off by saying Marshmellow..."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY SHEEP? NO WAIT...I'M GOING TO CALL YOU MARSH MELLOW FROM NOW ON BECAUSE I HATE MARSHMELLOWS AND I HATE YOU!" Mello said, now cracking up.
Naraku got off of Light and said, "So...we're not supposed to tell this guy our name? He's so lame...if we use fake names...he can't kill us."
"The Mighty Sessharamu agrees. The mighty Sessharamu will never tell this stupid human the Mighty Sessharamu's name."
Naraku and Inuyasha face palmed. "You just did."
"The Mighty Sessharamu did no such thing! Naraku, Inuyasha, stop laughing, or The Mighty Sessharamu will be forced to use...DUCT TAPE!"
"YOU DUMBASS! YOU JUST TOLD THAT IMAGAY GUY ALL OF OUR NAMES IN ONE GOD DAMNED SENTENCE!" Naraku yelled.
"The Mighty Sessharamu did no such thing!"

Light watched as the two other groups bickered amongst themselves. He was beggining to get angry. They were all ignoring him...and his absolutely 'gorgeous'(hideous) hair. "HEY DUMBASSES!"

Everyone turned to face Kira. "You guys all have UGLY hair compared to mine!" He bragged.

Mello turned towards Imagay angrily, his eyes glowing red, and steam coming out of his ears. "HOW...DARE...YOU...INSULT...MY...HAIR!#$#!%$!^%^" he screamed, and he began viciously tearing Light's hair out in chunks. Light began crying histerically, "MY HAIR~~~! NOOOOO!"

"The Mighty Sessharamu is entertained by the humans."
Matt looked at him funny while lighting a cigarette. "That's...nice?"

When Mello was finished with Light, he was completely bald, and he had a bloody nose. "Insult my hair again, I dare you."
"Alright Mello. Your hair makes you look like a damn lady. And it looks like you pulled it out of your ass." Light said stupidly.

Mello began stabbing Light viciously, while everyone else just stared. "I should of known Kira would come to a violent end." Near stated blankly. Matt stared at him.

"Where did he even get a knife?" Inuyasha asked.
"No idea..." Naraku answered.

Near began making a house of cards. Mello continued stabbing Light with the knife that appeared out of nowhere. When Light was completely dead, Mello noticed the cards. He walked up then kicked them down.

"What the hell was the point of that?" Naraku questioned.
"I don't know..." Inuyasha answered.
"The Mighty Sessharamu does not understand humans." Sessharmu thought out loud.

THE END :D!