Uh...hi everybody! Sorry...this fanfic is kinda short but it is my first time, so please don't hurt me!

I know it says dat dis tis humor...but I'm not really sure if this is funny or not...I hope tis amusing to read! ^_^

It's about Luffy and the crew coming to Japan...

This is an idea I came up with when my friend and I were wondering what it would be like if we met the Straw Hat crew. Just so you know, this happens recently after Chopper joins.

Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece! It is by the awesome Oda Eiichiro!

So...read on!

"Vivi-sama! It's time to do your duties! Ma~ma~ma~!"

"Alright, Igaram. No need to strain your voice."

"Yes, but...ma~ma~ma~! First, you need to attend ikebana (AN: flower arrangement) class. After that, there is a speech regarding the rebels and...ma~ma~ma~!"

"Right! Ikebana is it? Carue! Play time is over." Carue waddled out of the bushes, disgruntled that hide-and-seek had been stopped short. "We'll have to continue another time."

With that, Vivi leapt onto the duck's back and headed to her room to change into a kimono for class.

When Igaram finally caught up to the leader of the Super Spot-Billed Duck Squad, Vivi had already left her room.

Is ikebana really part of being nobility? In that case, I'd rather be a pirate, thought Vivi. Pirates were the lowest of the low. The outcasts of the outcasts even. Some kind of animal to fear, yet pity. Maybe learning about which flowers look good together was better than being looked down upon.

"Vivi-sama! What is the name of this particular specimen?"

"Umm..." stuttered Vivi. She hadn't been paying attention, too wrapped up in her own thoughts. She fiddled with her sky-blue obi (AN: sash). These kimonos were always too tight and the floral pattern was too...girly. At least the obi matched her hair; it was probably the only thing that looked right about the kimono. Her sensei sighed.

"You should be more like a noble. You know that elegant, delicate princesses are the only kind of girl men like."

I don't want to be married, anyway. As far as I know, my family just wants to use me to gain more wealth. And according to sensei, wealthy snobs like flower girls. Vivi fell silent, once again immersed in her own thoughts, which were seemingly forbidden to be spoken aloud.

"OH MAH GAWD! LUFFY FELL INTO THE SEA!" That immediately attracted everyone's attention to Usopp, who was frantically waving his hands like he was attempting to fly.

"NANI? AGAIN?" shouted Sanji in response, after recovering from almost choking on his cigarette. Nami leant over the side of the ship and searched for a glimpse of a flailing hand, or anythingthat signified Luffy was there and that this wasn't just another of Usopp's lies.

Zoro was unperturbed by the yelling, though he was slightly irritated of being roused from one of his regular naps. "If you're so worried about Luffy, why don't you just jump in and save him yourself?"

Usopp's eyes bulged. "I-I think I have a case of 'Can't-jump-into-the-water-and-save-Luffy disease," whimpered Usopp, having enough pride to deny he was a coward, but having too little to stop acting like one.

Chopper, their newest recruit, leapt into the sea, momentarily forgetting that he too, was a Devil-Fruit-User, and the tiny, little detail that Devil-Fruit-Users can't swim.

"CHOPPER! YOU LITTLE BAKA!" was the simultaneous cry from the remaining crew members, as their reindeer doctor sank like a hammer. Zoro and Sanji dived in to rescue their nakama with different goals in mind. One was to sleep in peace. The other was to impress Nami-swan.

Luffy had swallowed a major section of the ocean and was lying motionless on the deck. Meanwhile, Chopper had entered a state of panic, much to the crew's amusement.

"GAH! WHERE'S THE DOCTOR? Oh right, that's me."

Chopper briefly examined Luffy and started on the procedures to extract the sea water. Before long, Luffy was back on his feet, looking for his precious straw hat and feeding meat to the black hole known as his stomach.

"What were you thinking, Luffy? You gave us all a heart attack!" Nami was demanding an answer, though she was itching to complete her latest map. There was silence, except for the sound of Zoro's snoring. Luffy swallowed. Not out of fear; the piece of meat had begun its long journey through his rubber body and out his...

"Oh yeah! I saw some land but then there was this huge tako that pulled me in..."

"LAND?" They hadn't seen land for about a week? A month? It was hard to tell. Luffy's sighting brought a burst of hope throughout the crew.

Little did they know that the island he had seen would give them a very...unique welcome...

Well...that's it, peoples! Sorry if you thought it was just some mindless rambling. And sorry about the random lines...but they were in a different place/time...so I put the line there...=_=

Zoro: I don't sleep all the time...

Me: ...You don't? *derp face*

Zoro: ...I...I train! I fight!

Me: And what else do you do?

Zoro: ...

Me: My point exactly.

Please tell me what you think! Is it hard to read? Any problems with the character personalities? Grammar mistakes? Do you think I should continue this?

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