a/n: Written for Doctor/Rose Summer fixathon on LJ for the prompt - "They're not dolls, they're action figures"
Disclaimer: Nope I own nothing of Doctor Who.
Do Not Sonic the Action Figures
The ice clinked in the tall, frosty glass sitting on the table next to Rose. She tapped a few more keys on her laptop before reaching for it when she noticed it was vibrating its way across the table. She paused and looked toward the door listening to Tony squeal in delight. There was a flash of blue light before she heard the Doctor exclaim, "Oh shit! Run!" The next thing she knew, Tony ran by the door and out into the garden.
She slowly walked to the door and looked around the corner expecting hoards of rampaging carnivorous, alien squirrels which Torchwood had been trapping all over London. There were no squirrels. Everything was quiet, a little too quiet, so she walked down the hall to the library where the Doctor and Tony had been playing. She pressed on the door which slowly opened with a tiny squeak. She gasped and burst out laughing.
"It's not funny. You gotta help me," the Doctor indignantly demanded.
Lying on his back on the floor was the Doctor with several of Tony's toys either on top of him or surrounding him like a tiny toy army conquering the fallen goliath. One was even menacingly pointing a light saber up his nose.
"Dare I even ask?" she asked giggling.
"Could you untie me first?" he pleaded.
"What, did Tony's toys magically come to life and attack you while you were playin' with them?" she asked, as she knelt down and untied the shoe strings that were binding his legs together and his tie which bound one of his hands to a chair.
"They're action figures, Rose," he lectured her, as he sat up and rubbed his wrists. He reached down and picked up his sonic looking nervously down at the action figure of Darth Vadar that had ominously threatened him with his tiny little light saber. He stood up and R2D2 tumbled out of the leg of his trousers landing on his trainer clad left foot. Rose looked down at the fallen action figure and up at the Doctor and burst out laughing.
"Right, so maybe it wasn't the best idea to make the Star Wars figures a bit more sonic. Who knew that the plastic they used in Pete's World was some sort of cousin of the Nestene Consciousness," he explained, tugging at his ear as he backed out of the formerly neat and tidy library.
Rose grinned and took his hand and led him out of the library lecturing him on the house rules of sonic use in the Tyler mansion as well as chastising him for cursing in front of Tony. As they disappeared around the corner, a tiny wookie darted out from behind the curtain….