-1Disclaimer: I own nothing on here except myself and the OCs that may pop out once in a while just to be there. I would also like to give credit to NigaHiga a very funny guy from youtube for inspiring me to make this chapter.

The Domexiqueen: HEY THERE EVERYBODY THE DOMEXIQUEEN IS BACK BABY!! And you know that this queen got some fire waiting to be set free!

Yami: don't mind her she's just a bit hyper since she ate a whole bag of sugar...

The Domexiqueen: Yep and I am so hyped that I could jump out a window!!

Kaiba: (grabs on to her) oh no you don't! We have to make this little story of yours first then you can jump out of all the windows of all the windows you want.

The Domexiqueen: oh alright... Anyways I decided to put myself with these guys for a change instead of just sitting on the side lines! As some of you already know me I am the author of "The Angel and the Pharaoh" and others may know me as the crazy reviewer that loved to kill people while reviewing to your FanFics! Now I'm here today to figure out what makes some people who they are! Now we should probably begin! Cue Music

Joey: Cueing music (music begins)

Yugi: and Action

The Domexiqueen: YAY!! Now there is now one here to torment...

Tea: (calling from across the stage) Why do you have to torment people? I mean do you have some issues that need to be resolved!!

The Domexiqueen: I don't have issues you have the issues!! (points at her)

Tea: (cries) well it all started when I was 10 years old...(sniff sniff) my parents told me that dating 'him' would be awful, but I didn't care... I was a free spirit that just needed to date that hunk of meat.

The Domexiqueen: (brings in therapist chair and patients bed/couch thing) Can you describe him to me?

Tea: (lies down) Well he was so cute, so smart, and yet a he was a dirty little pig!

The Domexiqueen: That is an awful thing to call your ex!! Only I can make fun of people!

Tea: No I mean he was really a pig

The Domexiqueen: o.O You were dating a pig?!

Tea: yes I was (takes out photos) See that is a picture of me and him shopping at Sophora, oh here is me and him on top of the sky scrapper...

The Domexiqueen: (confused) Why were you on top of the sky scrapper?

Tea: To bungee jump duh!

The Domexiqueen: Don't tell me duh! (takes out chainsaw) Or I shall cut you in half!!

Tea: 0.0 ok ok I won't just don't hurt me!!

The Domexiqueen: ok then (puts away chainsaw) as you were saying

Tea: Oh and here is when he got his first job on the "Simpson's movie" as Spider pig...

The Domexiqueen: o.O you were dating Spider pig?

Tea: He isn't spider pig anymore he's Hairy plopper and yes I was dating him until... Until... (sniff sniff)

The Domexiqueen: aw its ok you can let everything out...

Tea: (cries on The Domexiqueen's shoulder)

The Domexiqueen: (pushes her off her shoulder) HEY NOT ON ME THIS A NEW BLAZER!!

Tea: (sniff sniff) ok... Any ways he dumped me after his acting career went far... Then he had me deported back to Domino city

The Domexiqueen: I see... Tell me more

Tea: well then from there I wanted to become a dancer and I was obsessed with friendship... (sniff sniff) I never wanted to be alone...

The Domexiqueen: oh suck it up!

Tea: (stops crying and looks at The Domexiqueen with a surprised expression on her face)

The Domexiqueen: o.O oh sorry my anger issues sometimes get the best of me hehe... Ok then, as I can see here on my clipboard it says that you have what we call "Friends Really Is Everything No Dumb Shit Has Interest Preying on" disorder also known as "Friendship"

Tea: It's true I do suffer from "Friendship"

The Domexiqueen: and I also see here that not only do you have "Friendship" you have also have another disorder known as "What the Hell Omg you Really are Ewww" Disorder also known as "Whore"

Tea: so I have Friendship and Whore?

The Domexiqueen: Yes you do... Unfortunately you're a... you're a "Friendship whore" (dramatic music plays)

Tea: (cries even harder) No it can't be!!

The Domexiqueen: Calm down Tea, Quit crying right now!!(hits her repeatedly with a sledge hammer) Calm down (stops hitting her)... Does anyone in the audience have any questions?

Audience member: Oink squeal oink?

Tea: (head is straight up) is that you Hairy?

Hairy Plopper: Oink o oink oink

Tea: Did you come to take me back?

Hairy plopper: Oink... Oink o oink squeal squeal squeal

Tea: How could you?! (cries)

The Domexiqueen: Sorry audience this is rated T and if I translated what Hairy called Tea then this would have to be rated R so yeah... That's all for Today see you next time!!

Yami: please R&R and tell us who you think should be diagnosed next!!