"What do you mean there are none?" Our leader shouted.
"I'm telling you, they're all gone. We don't have any."
"There were two hundred in the box last night."
"Well, that was last night."
"Who could have used two hundred paperclips in one night?"
"Uh… Leader, sir? The um, typewriter's not working. Sir." Poor Toby.
"The typewriter? My typewriter?"
"Yes sir."
"What's wrong with it?"
"I think-"
"You think!"
"It has a leaf and paperclips in it. Sir."
"… You're joking, right?
"Umm, no sir."
"Who did it? Everyone to the living room. NOW!" wow, he's really pissed off.
In the living room…
"Where's Deidara? I know I said everyone. That includes that nut job."
"He was playing with the keys." Kisame shrugged.
"The keys?" Leader sighed. "Who the hell left the keys out? Did you forget what happened the last time?"
"No, sir." Good little zombies.
"Who left them out?" He was extremely calm.
"Uh, I did sir." Oh, Sasori. Should have kept your mouth shut.
"Go get him."
"Yes, sir. Does any one have aluminum foil?" Poor, poor Sasori.
He walked away. From the kitchen we listened:
"Oh Deidara…"
"Shiiineeeeey…"
"Deidara, look what I have for you…"
"Shiiineeeeey keeeeysss…"
"Deidara! There's a cd in the microwave!"
"Where!? ... Sasori shiny! What's on your head? … So preeeeettyyyy…" Giggles
"Common Dei-Chan, follow the shiny…" footsteps.
"Shiny, shiny, shiny, oh! Spork!"
"Deidara!"
"Sasori shiny!" 'Thud' Did he just run into the wall?
"Shiiineeeey…"
"What?"
"Shiny." Giggle then 'thud'. He should stop that.
"Well, crap…" a sigh. They're right by the door.
"Shiny thiiiiiiiingsssssss!"
"o.O"
"Shiny things?"
'Smack'
"Dude, what…"
"Now we don't have to worry so much."
Sasori drags Deidara's body next to the couch, propping against an arm.
"Well, are we gonna continue this meeting?"
We stare, completely dumbfounded and scared out of our minds. Getting up, we leave the room.
"What am I supposed to do with him?"
"Whatever you want."