Kim was his best friend, his dream girl, the greatest thing that ever happened to him. And now that graduation was over who knew what would happen. She says they'll stay together but even she says that she's scared and uncertain of the future.
"I can't lose her, I won't… oh who am I kidding, if I leave it up to fate I know I'll lose her. She'll go off to her fancy college somewhere, meet new people, make new friends, and fall in love with someone new and all I'll be left with are pictures and memories." Ron thought to himself as he slumped over on his parents couch.
Ron wanted to make the most of the last few months he had with Kim before she left for school but he found it harder everyday not to think about their inevitable separation.
As Ron began to fall asleep on the couch, a dream filled his mind…
Ron's dreams lately had all been depressing reminders of his waking predicament but this dream was different. For the first time his dream showed him a solution to the "Kim Problem."
He himself could never bring himself to do anything to hurt Kim or even knowingly upset her with one exception; each time the attitudeanator was used on him and he became "Evil Ron" he found himself fighting against Kim.
There was his solution! All he needed to do was become Evil Ron and his problem would be solved. Once he was evil all he would need to do was capture Kim before she found out what had happened. Since Kim was Evil Ron's only worthy foe, once she was captured there would be no one able to rescue her.
Admittedly Kim would surely be angry at first about being captured and enslaved but as a super villain Evil Ron would have all the time in the world to break her will and make her love him again.
Ron knew this plan wasn't perfect and the thought of enslaving Kim filled him with a mixture of arousal and shame but as Ron awoke he knew this was his only option.