A/N: IT BE ME! THE MOST UNPOPULAR WRITER ON FANFICTION! Hope u enjoy dis wannabe story full of extreme randomness :3
[Chapter 1:]
This means WHATEVER BRUH
They were fighters, they knew nothing but how to use the bathroom, THEY WERE WARRIORS!
Lionblaze hated the fact Icecloud always ran into his ass on purpose. In fact, she just did it. Here's what it was like:
Icecloud: *rams into lionblaze's ass* "I'm sorry I ran into your hot rear!"
Lionblaze: "You would be more sorry if I farted in your face when it happened, because I'm about to." *cuts da cheese*
Icecloud: O_O...
Jayfeather hated the fact dat Hollyleaf kept giving him history lessons.
Hollyleaf hated the fact that she had to watch all dos animes that she liked in secret. In fact, her brother caught her fangirling on Death the Kid. Tragic case, really.
Firestar hated the fact he led this god damn clan full of idiots. Every other second he screamed:
"SHUT THE * UP OR THE BEATINGS SHALL BEGIN!"
Every second he wasn't screaming dat he was beating someone, preferably Hollyleaf because (shh) he was gay and was fangirling on Death the Kid. In fact, he had a poster of him that he kissed every other millisecond.
And now, the clan full of idiots shooed me away to narrate some other time I wonder why...
NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE BETTER AND LONGER I PROMISE. PLEASE REVIEW OR I'LL START FANGIRLING ON YOUR CRUSH