WARNING: IF YOU ARE NOT UP TO READING CARPE CORPUS, DO NOT READ THIS. CONTAINS SPOILERS!
Well, last night around nine o'clock, I was kind of bored and was thinking randomly, when a way to piss Amelie off just popped into my head. And then I remember that there are people that do "ways to annoy" bla bla bla. So I thought I would do it! XD I finished this around ten last night, so some are really funny, some you just need to put your mind out their. XD lol, hope you enjoy!
Twenty Ways to Annoy Amelie
1. Run into Amelie's study and scream "Sam's alive!" and then drag in Michael.
2. When she's drinking blood- run up to her and slap her forehead before saying, "You should have had a V8."
3. Randomly just walk up to her and ask, "Why are you such a bitch all the time?"
4. Release Bishop and tell Amelie that Myrnin did it.
5. Dye her hair black in her sleep and start calling her Eve's dead grandma.
6. Dial *67 before her number and call her none stop breathing into the phone.
7. Tell her that Oliver was the one calling her.
8. Find out where she lives and Teepee her house.
9. Red spray paint Sam's grave with, "Get over it, bitch! It happens to all of us in this hell hole!"
10. Spill coffee all over her important paperwork that deals with Morganville.
11. Ask her if she played in Narnia.
12. Start rambling about Twilight and how you hate the vampires and wish all of them would burn.
13. Ask her if her hair is all gray hairs.
14. Call her old as dirt.
15. When she comes near you, scream and run into a corner while holding up a cross, shouting, "Go to hell bloodsucker!"
16. Take Myrnin's spider, Bob, and tell him that Amelie killed him.
17. When she mentions Sam, cough, "Pedophile".
18. Bake her cookies and put silver in them. When she asks the ingredients, say, "Love. Just love".
19. Ask her why the hell she didn't kill Bishop the first time.
20. Walk up to her- start messing with her mouth and say, "I don't get it. Where they hell do your fangs go?"