"Come on, already. Stop being such a pussy and do it." Two figures sat around a wooden kitchen table, each of them with a drink at their sides. Both of them were young adult males, and the two looked to be rather bored. One of them was dressed in a black, long-sleeved shirt with a plain black t-shirt on overtop and black jeans. This one also had bright blue eyes and snow-white hair. The other was dressed in a black hoodie with the hood up with a red design along the sleeves and a pair of black and red shorts.

"No, Darkrai." The other one replied in a fed-up tone. He took a sip from his glass and growled. "I'm not doing it." Darkrai gave a shake of his head and laughed.

"Are you serious, Yveltal? All of the signs are there and everyone can see it- why can't you?" Darkrai was rubbing one of his temples in frustration as he threw his elbows down on the table.

"You ever think that I maybe don't like Xerneas like that?" Yveltal shrugged.

Darkrai and him were hanging out at Darkrai's apartment in Canalave City. The two were bored after having their meeting for the week, so they went back to Darkrai's to chill and kill time. However…

Not even thirty minutes after sitting down was Yveltal already pestered by Darkrai to take Xerneas, his counterpart, on a date.

Xerneas was the goddess of life, and in her legendary form, was a vibrant deer with golden antlers and rainbow-colored jewels dangling from them. As for Yveltal, he was the god of destruction, and his legendary form was that of a giant bird with black and red wings.

Arceus, the creator goddess, had recently inducted Xerneas, Yveltal and Zygarde, their mutual friend, into the Hall of Origin. As far as Yveltal knew, it was pretty cool being there- most of the time he could just tune out the other people with his music and feign interest in what was going on. But he had really been to only one or two meetings so far, so he doubted he could keep it up.

"Bullshit you don't like her like that." Darkrai remarked, taking a long drink from his glass. Yveltal was drinking straight water, whereas his friend had opted for a high-sugar soda. "I've seen the way she looks at you. And I've seen the way you look at her." The other guy shook his head and threw his hood down.

"What do you mean, look at her?" He asked, going on the defensive. Darkrai laughed.

"Dude, everybody fucking sees it. When you're looking through your music, Xerneas is doing nothing but stare at you, and when you look up, she looks away. And then when she's talking, you just stare at her like some love-struck fool." Yveltal lit a cigarette and exhaled smoke in his friend's direction, to which Darkrai merely shrugged it off.

"Fuck you." Yveltal summed up. Darkrai shook his head.

"Bro, it's so simple what you do. The next time you're both at the Hall, bump into her and ask if she wants to get a cup of coffee with you. You take her out, chat for a bit, go back to your apartment, and then rail her so hard she couldn't stand even if she shifted." The Destruction legendary had to hide a blush at the other's crass remarks, but the more he talked about it, the more he could picture it in his head.

He could see the two of them, hanging out in the human forms at a café near his Lumiose apartment. They would talk, laugh, walk around some of the city and then go to his apartment and… oh, crap. Was her figure actually like that…?

Realizing that now was not the time to be thinking about thoughts like that, Yveltal shook his head and ran a hand through his black and red hair.

"Who the fuck are you to teach me about romance and dating?" Yveltal announced. Darkrai gave a short shake of his head as the both of them cleared in on the sound of the apartment door opening.

"Darkrai, it fucking smells in here. Please tell me you aren't smoking inside again." At this point, the door had opened, revealing that there was a girl at the other end. Yveltal almost dropped his cig from his mouth- this girl was gorgeous!

To start with, the girl's hair was short and blond- her hair reaching to the end of her neck. She had an adorable pair of big, pink eyes and she was dressed in a tight-fitting, gold and blue t-shirt that amplified her bust and a pink skirt that cut off slightly above her knees. On top of that, she wore a pair of gold and blue running shoes with matching socks and her whole ensemble was topped off with a long, pink scarf. She looked familiar to Yveltal, though…

"Allow me to make some introductions. Yveltal, this is Cresselia. Cress, this is Yveltal. He's one of the new members that Arceus recruited." At this point, Cresselia gave a nod to the other boy.

"Yo." She called to him.

"Cresselia is also my girlfriend, and we've been the oldest couple since the Hall formed." Cresselia had grabbed a drink from their fridge and sat down at the table with them- making herself comfortable in Darkrai's lap.

"Wait, didn't Arceus and Giratina beat us by a few days?" Cresselia asked.

"Like hell they did. I got into an argument with Giratina about this once- turns out we had been seeing each other longer than they had. At least, the first time I caught them." Yveltal, at this point, had extinguished his cigarette in a nearby and conveniently placed bowl and was now trying to hold back a laugh.

"So what were you two talking about before I got here?" Cresselia asked as she took a sip from her drink. Darkrai rolled his eyes.

"I was trying to get him to ask out Xerneas, but I haven't made much-" Darkrai was cut off from finishing by the sounds of Cress giving a high-pitched squealing sound.

"Oh. My. GOD!" She was wearing one of the biggest smiles and was bouncing around like a young child who had overdosed on sugar. "YES! I fucking KNEW that you two had a thing for each other! Suck my dick, Terrakion!" At this point, Darkrai had facepalmed and Yveltal had a look of concern and fear present on his face.

"You'll have to forgive her." Darkrai whispered to the similar-typed Legendary. "When she gets excited, she gets like this…"

"Why does nobody believe me when I say that I don't like her?" Yveltal asked as he shook his head and took a strong sip from his glass. If it kept up at a rate like it was now, he would need to switch over to something stronger than water.

"Trust me, bro. Ask her out the next time you see her, and you'll see it. Or just watch her the next time we all have a meeting- see just how many times and how long she stares at you longingly."

"That won't be hard for him." Yveltal frowned and blushed at that comment from the female Legendary.

"Look, we've got a mandatory attendance meeting in a few days- ask her out then. It'll give you the time to build up what you wanna say to her, and the courage to actually do it." Darkrai said, shifting into a more serious tone.

"I guess, yeah." Yveltal paused for a minute before sighing. He affixed an earphone into his right ear and threw his hood up. "I'm gonna head out though- should probably be getting home." Darkrai nodded.

"Have a good one, bro." Cresselia got up from her spot on Darkrai's lap and hugged Yveltal.

"You two would look so cute together. And if you need any help, just call Darkrai and ask for me- I'll do my best." Cresselia told him.

"She's actually kind of good at this whole matchmaking stuff. Just ask half of the couples that are together at the Hall and they'll tell you how Cresselia got them together." Yveltal gave him a nod and stepped out of their apartment.

Ever since he became an official member of the Hall of Origin, Yveltal had been granted the power to teleport between any two places. However, he forewent that option in lieu of shifting into his legendary form and flying back to Kalos. It was a long flight, but that flight gave him ample time to think.

Was what they had said really been true? Granted, he had caught himself staring at her shifted form a few times, and he had caught her staring at him for no reason a few times more.

But he was a god of Destruction. And she was a goddess of Life. Those two were complete and total opposites- the only thing they really had in common was that they were from the same region.

However, he let his mind wander just a little bit more. What if… she did actually like him? Then what would he do?

It was an unfortunate circumstance, as Yveltal had no clue what to do, let alone approach a situation like that.

He sighed. It would be easier to cross that bridge when he got there, he decided.

…Or if he got there.

Yveltal shifted just before reaching Lumiose and entered the city through the south entrance. His apartment was in the South Boulevard of the city, which meant that he didn't have a lot of walking to do. When he entered the city, he plugged in the two in-ear headphones he had and resumed whatever song he was listening to last time.

I won't be the victim, be the first to cast a stone.

Sedated nights to the bar room fights as metropolis takes its toll.

And don't you try to stop me; it's a place you'll never know…

Don't try to judge or takes shots at me, I'll never let you seize control!

He smiled as the sounds of distorted guitar and drumbeats filled his ears as he walked with his hands in the pockets of his shorts. He had had far too much time to think throughout today- he needed an easy way to tune out his racing mind.

It was nighttime when he got to his apartment lobby, and it was only then that Yveltal realized that he hadn't had dinner.

Fuck.

Being too lazy to go anywhere, he made the decision that he would settle for whatever he had left in his kitchen. He got into the elevator in the lobby, as his apartment was up on the upper floors and he had no real care to walk up a bunch of stairs on an empty stomach, especially not after having flown for a few hours, thank you very much.

When he got into his apartment, the first thing he did was turn on one of the small lights to illuminate the apartment. He didn't have a lot of stuff, so the apartment felt like it was kind of going to waste with all the excess space he had.

His living room was pretty sparse- consisting of a moderate-sized TV and a video game console that was collecting dust at this point. He had little in the way of furnishings- mostly just some chairs and a sofa he had found on his own time.

What was weird about the whole thing was that Yveltal could have a bunch of more stuff, but he never found a need for it. He gave a sigh and took out the headphones he still had in. Letting them dangle around the collar of his hoodie, Yveltal walked over to the fridge and opened it.

…What he found surprised him to an extent, as he had found pretty much nothing. Okay… not good, but all that meant was that he forgot to stock up on stuff, and would have to go about doing groceries tomorrow. Nevertheless, he checked the overhead cupboards… and also found nothing.

Fuck. Now he was out of food.

"…Fuck this." Yveltal remarked. He pulled out his music player, and found that it was past midnight. Yeah… these were all pretty good signs to just go to bed.

Yveltal walked into his bedroom, which was the only room in the apartment that looked like someone actually used it on a daily basis. The king-sized bed wasn't made, but it wasn't like he cared. There were clothes strewn everywhere, notebooks open to random pages and his laptop, which was unplugged and turned off at the moment. Sighing softly, Yveltal slipped out of his hoodie and shirt underneath and fell on the bed, the image of Xerneas faint in his mind as he closed his eyes and drifted to sleep.

"Mm… Ah! Yveltal… your cock feels so good in my pussy!" A naked Xerneas screamed from under him, her perky tits bouncing up and down with each of his thrusts into her. Clothes were strewn everywhere on Yveltal's bed, but he wasn't too concerned about that right now. What he was concerned about was making her scream as loud as she could from the pleasure, while trying to keep his own moans lower than hers.

"F…fuck, Xerneas… You're so tight!" He growled as he kept thrusting into her. Xerneas' fingernails had dug into Yveltal's shoulders as she emitted more high-pitched moans in time with his thrusts. He did his best to oblige, but found his strength starting to fail as his speed picked up.

"Yes! Fuck yes! Faster!" He found it hard to ignore the ecstasy-filled orders of his partner, so he did his best to pick up his speed, but still trying to keep his endurance. "Ohmigod… I'm gonna fucking cum! Fucking cum inside of me, Yveltal!"

It was at this point that Yveltal was woken up by the unfortunate feeling of his head banging hard against the frame of his bed.

"The hell…?" He muttered to himself, still groggy with sleep. "Was that a dream?" He looked around, and the only clothes he found scattered around his bed was his own from when he forgot to throw them in the laundry. He sighed, throwing his head back on the pillow.

"Of course it'd be a goddamn dream." Solely to satiate his own curiosity, he checked his phone to see what time it was.

When he flipped it up, he saw two things that surprised him immediately- the first of which was the time in the night it was. Still a little groggy, he rubbed his eyes, and then the time became clear to him- 3:05 AM.

The second of which that had surprised him were two missed calls- both of them from Xerneas. There was one at 12:30, and then another at 1:45. What would she be doing at both of those times? What's even weirder is that he didn't even hear his phone go off- although that could have been because he was probably still dream-fucking Xerneas to even notice.

Closing his phone, he sighed and placed it back on his night side table. This really had been a weird day, and the only thing Yveltal wanted was the ability to go to sleep and pray that tomorrow was even slightly better.

However, as he closed his eyes in an attempt to get back to sleep, he found himself awakened by his phone going off- not a phone call, but more than likely a text message. Rolling over, he groaned as he picked up his phone and flipped it up. To nobody's surprise, it was Xerneas.

"Hey, I know this is kind of a weird question to be asking you, since I tried calling you twice, but are you awake right now?" Thinking it was probably a bad idea to tell her that he was woken up because of a sex dream involving her, he sighed softly and started to type his reply.

"Yeah, I got woken up by a crazy dream I had just now… Or maybe because I'm hungry. I kind of skipped out on dinner tonight." He put his phone beside his pillow and got out from under his blanket. He reached for his headphones and plugged them into his phone, and he grabbed the hoodie he was wearing earlier on and zipped it up to about halfway.

"Aww! You poor thing. Did you forget to do groceries or something?" He sighed as he began typing again. Something tells him he wouldn't be getting a chance to go back to bed anytime soon.

"I was going to get some tomorrow, but I thought I'd be able to hold out for today, at least. When I got back from Darkrai's, I found out the hard way that the fridge and cupboards were empty." Yveltal took the moment to look through his music library to find a song he wanted to listen to, and he had opted for a slow, acoustic song.

"That's so shitty, Y!" He sighed softly- Y was her pet name for him. "Do you want me to bring you some food? I know it's late and I'd be awhile, but you really shouldn't be going to bed hungry. Its bad for you, you know?" Not really knowledgeable or concerned about the negative impacts of going to bed hungry, Yveltal couldn't complain. After all, if Xerneas was willing to come all the way to him with free food, he wasn't going to say no.

…Wait a minute. This seemed too convenient. Sure, it was an easy way to possibly talk to Xerneas and get to know her more, but it seemed way too easy and convenient for him. There was no possible that Cresselia had gotten to her… was there? Really, she only found out that he liked her a few hours ago- she would have to be either incredibly crazy or incredibly proficient to have gotten to Xerneas in that time period.

Yveltal gave a sigh. His head was starting to hurt and the only thing he particularly wanted right now was either sleep or food. Realizing he was going to get only one or the other, and seeing as how he had already forewent food today…

"Sure, Xerneas. I'm fully awake now, so take your time. Let me know when you're here and I'll let you in." Closing his phone, Yveltal got out of bed and sighed softly. Realizing he would have to clean up the place if Xerneas was coming over, he pocketed the phone and started a slight cleaning process.

He picked up the majority of the clothes that were on the floor and threw them into a large pile near the door of the walk-in closet he had. Walking out to the main room, he looked and saw that there wasn't much to tidy up- just moreso straightening out. He fixed up some of the stuff on his chair and the tables, and decided to lazily throw himself onto his couch, simply waiting for Xerneas to come and need to be buzzed up.

He gave a yawn and put his hands behind his head. Dammit, he really should've just chosen sleep. At least that way, he could have his sleep and have Xerneas in his dreams…

Speaking of that dream, he slowly started to play it over again in his mind. He smiled as he imagined what the real Xerneas would imagine naked… His fingers entangled in her naturally blue hair and her beautiful boobs bouncing up and down… Yveltal wasn't one normally for fantasizing about sex, but for now he'd make an exception.

At least, until he heard the low-pitched buzzing sound that grated on his eardrums. Trying to hide his newly found erection in his shorts, Yveltal got up off the couch and opened his front door.

A bubbly, smiling Xerneas stood on the other side, a white paper bag in her hand. In the other hand was a pair of drinks, the cup of each labeled with the logo of a popular fast food company on it. She was looking as beautiful as ever, despite the fact that she had switched out of her normal outfit for something a little less dressy. Right now, she was dressed in a blue, tight-fitting long sleeved shirt and a pair of black jeans with gold-colored highlights running down the legs. Her blue hair was cut to neck-length, and it was a similar colour to that of her eyes. She rounded the outfit out with a pair of black boots and a pair of crystal earrings. One of them was a light pink colour and the other was a dark blue colour.

"Hey, Yveltal." She greeted, holding up the bag for him to see. "I know it isn't anything spectacular, but this was the only place that was open this late." Yveltal chuckled and smiled genuinely.

"I don't mind. Please, come in." Xerneas nodded and walked inside, taking in the sights of Yveltal's apartment.

"Your place is so… you." She commented, at a loss for words.

"Is that an insult?" Yveltal took the food from her and set it down. He took what looked to be his, and gave Xerneas hers. The two sat down around Yveltal's coffee table and he sighed.

"When I got back into town from Darkrai's, I was debating grabbing something, but decided against it." He shrugged as he fed himself a handful of golden fries.

"When did you get back from Darkrai's?" Yveltal looked at the clock he had on the wall and tilted his head.

"…Must've been like 5 or so hours ago. I flew back from his place, and…" Yveltal was cut off by Xerneas facepalming.

"You honestly flew all the way from Sinnoh to here over a few hours, with no breaks? Are you insane?" She asked. Yveltal held back a laugh, which was easy to do under the guise of eating some more food. Xerneas noticed him do this, and she laughed.

"I could be." He remarked. "It wouldn't surprise me." Xerneas chuckled and Yveltal found himself staring into the endless ocean that was her eyes.

…Okay, now he was starting to understand what Darkrai and Cresselia were getting at earlier.

"You know, I really appreciate this, Xerneas." He replied, thanking her for the gesture. A light blush appeared on her face and she awkwardly scratched her head.

"Oh… N-no problem, Y." Yveltal moved off of the couch so she was on the floor across the table from Xerneas, and he took out a fry from his container. He guided it near Xerneas, and she ate it quickly. He smiled.

"…The only thing that's still puzzling me is what you're still doing up this late, let alone why you had tried calling me." Xerneas' blush seemed to intensify upon being asked that question, and she tried her best to hide it by drinking some of her drink.

"…Oh, that?" She scratched her head and her eyes seemed to look anywhere but Yveltal. "W-well, I was trying to get to bed, but I had this really weird dream that I don't remember a lot about. And, I know you tend to have a really weird sleep schedule, so I thought I could kinda pick your brain about it." Yveltal shrugged. Weird dreams were something he was slowly becoming accustomed to, but if there was anyone whom she needed to talk to about that, it'd be either Mesprit or Cresselia.

"Do you mind me asking what the dream was about then? I might be able to help you understand it you do." Xerneas' cheeks had turned a full, bright red and her eyes darted around Yveltal's living room.

"…Uhm." She looked incredibly embarrassed for some reason, and Yveltal honestly couldn't tell why. For as much as he knew about the counterpart legendary, he didn't know a whole lot about herself, and it was actually kind of cute and endearing to him to see her blush like that. "…If I tell you what it was, will you promise not to tell anyone?" Yveltal nodded.

"Sure. Now what was it about?" Xerneas sighed and ate another fry.

"…It was a sex dream." Now it was Yveltal, who had tried his best to remain composed and collected, blush hard. She… had a sex dream also? Could women even do that? "A sex dream involving you." Yveltal's eyes almost popped out of his skull when he heard that. He choked on his drink and coughed, slamming his fist into his chest.

"Y…you what?" Yveltal, once regaining proper breathing, sighed. Xerneas' face was now bright red from embarrassment, which only served to make her eyes look even more attractive to Yveltal.

"I-I don't know…!" Xerneas proclaimed. "All I remember before I woke up was that you and me were in bed together, and…" Despite wanting to hear more, Yveltal had to be quick. He couldn't be so calm about this, and he was sure that if he acted approving, she would get weirded out. So… the only way to act would to be weirded out.

"Xerneas, what the hell?" He asked as he shifted in his seat so that the erection he just got was hidden carefully in his shorts. Xerneas sighed and placed her elbows on the table, her head in her hands.

"I don't fucking know, Yveltal!" She announced, sighing in defeat. Yveltal's eyebrow rose- this was the first time he had ever heard Xerneas curse. She was starting to get serious now. "I'm just really confused right now- I don't know what to do."

"Let me guess- that's why you tried calling me, to see if I had any advice to offer you?" Yveltal asked, taking a sip from his drink.

"I hate to put you in a situation like this…" She told him, the effects of being up so late into the night now starting to take their toll on her. "But I tried going back to sleep after the first one, and every time I woke up in the middle of the night, I could remember having that dream." Yveltal gave a sigh as, against his own judgment, got up from his spot. He walked around the table and took a new spot right next to Xerneas.

"I'm not too sure what to tell you." He began. He placed one of his hands on top of hers and she looked at him, a little concern in her eyes. He gave her a knowing look before she interlaced fingers with him and the two of them looked into each other's eyes.

It almost seemed unfair. He got to stare into a sparkling, endless sea of beautiful azure, whereas all she saw was the dark, murky colour of the God of Destruction.

Their lips were only a few inches apart. If he subtly moved closer, he could probably… oh. It would seem that Xerneas, already aware of that fact, had closed the distance between them and forced a meeting of their lips.

Their first kiss was chaste, warm and romantic, yet short. Both of them closed their eyes as they timidly kissed. It was a new experience for both of them; neither was too sure how to do it properly. Yveltal tightened the grip he had on her hand and Xerneas used her other one to gingerly caress Yveltal's cheek.

When they broke apart, Yveltal had a smile on his face.

"Like I said, I'm not too sure what to tell you. Except maybe this could be something we figure out…together?"

"Yveltal…" His name nothing but a whisper on her lips, he watched silently for her reaction. When said reaction turned into another loving kiss, he knew he was in the clear.

They had sat at the table and kissed for what seemed like hours before both of their cell phones had gone off. Both of them irritated, Xerneas didn't answer hers right away, in lieu of looking over Yveltal's shoulder as he read his message.

"Good morning- Thursday's mandatory meeting has been rescheduled to today at 9:00 AM. All members must attend- Arceus"

"Are you kidding me?" Yveltal growled as he slammed his phone shut. "What the hell happened in her train of thought that allowed that to be a good idea?" Shaking his head, he was also able to get a quick glance at the time from his phone- 4:30 AM.

"So what now?" Xerneas asked, giving a rather big yawn.

"Go to bed, sweetie." Yveltal told her. "It's late, and you need your rest."

"What about you?" She asked. Yveltal blushed. He had done all-nighers in worse condition, so staying up for him was a cinch. However, he also wasn't too sure how much of a good idea it would be to sleep next to Xerneas. At least, right now…

"I'm not tired." He told her, lying a bit to save face.

"Yveltal, it's…"

"I'm well aware of the time. Go make yourself comfortable in my bed and try to get a good night's rest. It'll help you more in the long run." Yveltal told her. Xerneas seemed hesitant to leave him, but she nodded. Both of them were too tired at this point to argue, so neither of them did. She placed a kiss on his cheek and she walked into his room, the door closing behind her.

Yveltal grabbed the pack of cigarettes he was currently on and his lighter from off the kitchen counter and stepped outside to his balcony view that his apartment had. He had used it so little in his time here; he forgot it existed from time to time.

Now… now was a good time to be out here. With nothing better to do than chain-smoke and watch the incoming sunrise, Yveltal threw up the hood of his hoodie and lit the first cigarette.

He had no problem believing that tonight was one of the best nights he had ever had.

A/N: And so we delve into something new- oneshot collections! Basically, I've paired up all of the Legendary Pokemon (excluding the Gen VI Event Legends) and will be using this story as a collection for them to all be read. Most of them will stay around the range of T or M, with the current pairing being that of the most recent oneshot.

I chose to open with Xerneas/Yveltal because I fell in love with some fanart of a female, human Xerneas. Everything else just happened to form around it due to some other ideas. You would think that the pairing would get more love than it does, but given enough time, it'll do fine.