My friend was sad so I wrote her these poems to cheer her up.
Castiel
There once was a angel named Cass
He was really bad ass
He fought all the demons
Yeah he would cream 'em
Killed a demon named Meg
Size of a keg
With a face like a frog
And a sick old dog
He served the lord
(who was kind of a turd)
And met a guy named Dean
He burst at the seams
Whenever Dean smiled, Cass would explode
Then he got ho'ed
They fell in love
Sent out a dove
And had butt babies
Who somehow got rabies
Sam found them in bed
And said
"You cheated on me?!"
Dean told him "Leave me be"
Cass secretly killed Sam
Because damn
He was trying to steal his man
So Cass ran
Dean got mad
Then sad
Tried to find Cass
That silly little lass
Found him in the corner
With a burger
On the sight
Dean didn't want to fight
So Dean forgave him
Right on the whim
Told him he missed
And yeah they kissed
So that's the end of that
You hood rat
We've reached the end
My friend
So review, review!
It'll make me coo.
Dean and Cass agree too