#1: Strip Battleship
"G-1, G-2, G-3."
"Nope! Nothing~"
"Fuck you. You go."
"Hmm, let's see...C-6, D-6, E-6?"
"What the fuck! How the hell are you so good at this?!"
"I dunno~"
"You bastard, you must be cheating! Perverted prick!"
"Take it off, Loviiii~"
A loud groan, but Lovino begrudgingly slipped off his trousers, his face flushed from embarrassment. To make things even fucking worse, his asshole boyfriend whistled at him, which only made him blush harder.
"Shut up, moron!" The pair of pants were flung right into the dumbass' giggling face, and Antonio hugged the fabric to his chest.
"Mmm...smells just like Lovi," He purred. "I wonder what your underwear smells like...it certainly looks cute! Did you customize it in red and yellow just for me, mi amor~?"
"Like hell I would do that, you creepy son of a bitch! Is it just so fucking wrong and weird for me to like those two colours?"
"Ah, well, I guess not. Do pardon me~ Your turn, Lovi!"
The Italian grumbled, and shifted so he was sitting cross-legged on the floor, looking hard at his board and trying to make a good battle strategy. "Okay, uh...B-4, C-4, D-4?"
A hum of pleasure came from his boyfriend. "Oh, wow, Lovi, look at that! You hit another one of my ships!"
"Aha!" Lovino shouted a bit too loudly for comfort, but he really was pleased he finally hit the bastard a second time. "Strip for me, asshole!"
Antonio shrugged like it was no big deal and took off his sweater, placing it right next to his socks. "Not sure how excited anyone can be when they take off their sweater." Of course he had to be wearing a damn shirt underneath it.
"...Cheater," the Italian accused bitterly, a scowl on his blushing face. Antonio just laughed.
"No, this is how everyone plays the game. You gotta bundle up to save yourself! Why didn't you do that, Lovi?"
"Uh, maybe 'cause it's fucking boiling in here and your air conditioner sucks ass?"
"Oh, well, that's too bad for you. My turn! H-9, H-10, H-11."
A hot, dark flush from the tips of Lovino's ears to the end of his chin appeared on his face. "...I hate you, you cheating bastard."
"I love you, my wonderful, sexy tomato. Now...take it off~"
"Ugghhhhh."