"So... you wanna learn how to be a mall cop?" Paul Blart stated as he was in front of the entourage of Mario characters, all of them being at the front of the Coconut Mall as they were at the first pair of escalators, doing the iconic belt pose as he faced them while standing tall and proud. "Because I can teach you all! You wanna be like me!"
Most of the Mario characters looked at each other as they then broke up, with only the likes of Dry Bowser, Toadette, Petey Piranha, and the Whomp King present.
Paul Blart sighed as he placed his right hand on his forehead. "Hoo boy... this is gonna be more complicated than it looks..."
"...Is this part of the training?" Toadette innocently asked after raising her hands, holding down her pink dress with her left hand, wiggling. "Because I gotta go."
"Go? Go where?" Paul remarked as he adjusted his pants.
"...potty. To the bathroom. The little girl's room." Toadette farted as she blushed.
Dry Bowser closed his eyes as he pinched the boney temple of his skull. "We're going to be here for a while."
"I WANT TO BE A MALL COP!" The Whomp King exclaimed as he began jumping several times, causing earthquakes as everyone ran out of the mall, screaming with several of the stores collapsing on themselves.
Petey Piranha laughed as he clapped his leafy hands, enjoying the madness that was ensuing. Paul Blart just sighed in disappointment, knowing this would really take a while. Arceus and Gruntilda Winkybunion were watching from one of the white puffy clouds in the clear blue sky overlooking the big tropical mall by the beach, with the Pokemon God chuckling as the wicked witch just sipped her cup of tea.
"Ahh, is there anything that comes as close to funny as a Whomp causing property damage?" Arceus stated as he moved one of his limbs around.
Gruntilda rolled her eyes as she took another sip of her tea. "I can think of one. Trying to learn how to be a mall cop from Paul Blart."