A/N: This is a nice, short oneshot. Sorry to all the Lapis and Lazuli lovers. They're sort of evil in this fic. In free write at school I wrote this, I decided to change the names and type it. On to the story! Oh, and PS, Lapis and Lazuli are real gemstones.
Rock the World by Cappy's Hat Girl
Once there were two great Queens, the queens of all hamsters. One queen went by the name 'Oh Great Queen of All the Land' or you could call her, Lapis. The second queen went by the name of 'The Fabulous Ruler of Everyone' or you could call her, Lazuli.
Lapis and Lazuli were very kind to all their fellow hamsters. The town hams thought that there were no hamsters nicer then Lapis and Lazuli, but they were all wrong. Very, very wrong…
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In a hut outside the castle, the sweet smell of blueberry pie filled the air.
"Hamtaro dear," spoke Bijou to her husband. "Will you take this freshly baked pie to Queen Lapis and Queen Lazuli? They are always so nice, and I think they deserve a good present."
"Sure, sweetheart, I would be honored to." Said Hamtaro, taking to pie from her paws.
He began the long walk to the castle.
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Hamtaro was about to knock on the castle door, but he heard something from inside, so he stayed where he was to listen.
He peered through the window to see what was happening.
Lapis and Lazuli had a big cannon and it was made of rocks.
"So Lapis," said Lazuli. "If you press this button, the closest living things turn to whatever the cannon is loaded with?"
"Yes," replied Lapis. "And with the cannon filled entirely of rocks, all the hamsters of the town will turn into rocks, and we will no longer be the only hamsters named after rocks!"
"I better get help!" Hamtaro thought to himself. And then he remembered the pie he had!
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Later that evening, the great queens called everyone in for a presentation. Hamtaro was sneaking around waiting for the right time to appear.
"Now everyham!" The announcer called. "All you hammies and hammos, put your paws together for our amazing queens, Lapis and Lazuli!"
"Hi and welcome to our presentation! We would like you all to pay attention to center stage, and sit tight while we show you our things." Lazuli said, with a smile on her face. "Hit it Lapis!"
"Now we would like to show you our invention! Please scoot up to the covered object." Lapis said, bringing in the cannon.
They removed the coverage, turned it on and…
Hamtaro came rushing in and quickly loaded the cannon with the blueberry pie he still had. "Every buddy, RUNNNNNNN!" He screamed, leaving Lapis and Lazuli alone in the dust.
"At least you turned it off, right Lapis?"
"But you turned it off, Lazuli!"
"No, I didn't."
"But that means…"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" They screamed, as they were each turned into slices of blueberry pie. So now you know if you build an evil weapon, you become an evil pie.
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A/N: Like I said, pretty short. I've seen better, I've also seen worse. It seemed good to me, but then again, I wrote it. Tell me if it was good, just to be sure. But no flamers.
-CHG