This story is for METMA Mandy's challenge.
The requirments for the challenge were-
*Voldemort must be pregnant
*the father of Voldemort's baby must be of the human species
*Ron can't be gay
*it must be funny
*someone has to say: "Aw, look at the little punum.."
*someone has to say: "My foot itches"
*straightjackets must be present
*it must be two pages long
*someone has to say: "Ha Kof Sheli Be'Esh (that means "My monkey is on fire" in herbrew)
Voldie and the Man-Whore
*Voldiemort is rushed to the hospital in labor. Holding his hand is the father of his baby, Harry*
VOLDEMORT:Damn this HURTS!!! Next time use a condom, you stupid man-whore!
HARRY:You're pregnat and in labor, so I'll let it slide...but I haven't done that
for money in weeks!
*RON walks iin, followed by HERMIONE, who is holding her monkey*
HERMIONE:*puts down her monkey*
DOCTER: It's a girl! And a boy! And another boy!
HERMIONE:Aww, look at the little punum...
VOLDEMORT*looks at HARRY* How could you?! It's hard enough being an evil wizard trying to kill all
muggles and take over the wizarding world, but NOW, because of you and your 'I-never-use-condoms-
you-won't-get-pregnent' attitude, I's also a single parent with three kids to support! I'm going
to wind up working in a muggle McDonalds, flipping burgers!
*attack HARRY, and the put VOLDIE
into a lavalamp straightjacket*
*at this point, poor VOLDIE is crying. HERMIONE goes to comfort him. Meanwhile,
HERMIONE's monkey is sitting on RON's foot, playing with matches. It suddenly
bursts into flames*
HERMIONE:Oh, NO! Ha Kof Sheli Be'Esh!!!
*the monkey burns down to ashes, which go into RON's sock*
RON:Now my foot itches!
*the scene closes with HARRY, VOLDIE, and HERMIONE all holding a baby, and RON holding his sock*
A/N-I dont own anything, so you can't sue me..hahahahaha! I would own the plot,
if there was one! LOL
The requirments for the challenge were-
*Voldemort must be pregnant
*the father of Voldemort's baby must be of the human species
*Ron can't be gay
*it must be funny
*someone has to say: "Aw, look at the little punum.."
*someone has to say: "My foot itches"
*straightjackets must be present
*it must be two pages long
*someone has to say: "Ha Kof Sheli Be'Esh (that means "My monkey is on fire" in herbrew)
Voldie and the Man-Whore
*Voldiemort is rushed to the hospital in labor. Holding his hand is the father of his baby, Harry*
VOLDEMORT:Damn this HURTS!!! Next time use a condom, you stupid man-whore!
HARRY:You're pregnat and in labor, so I'll let it slide...but I haven't done that
for money in weeks!
*RON walks iin, followed by HERMIONE, who is holding her monkey*
HERMIONE:*puts down her monkey*
DOCTER: It's a girl! And a boy! And another boy!
HERMIONE:Aww, look at the little punum...
VOLDEMORT*looks at HARRY* How could you?! It's hard enough being an evil wizard trying to kill all
muggles and take over the wizarding world, but NOW, because of you and your 'I-never-use-condoms-
you-won't-get-pregnent' attitude, I's also a single parent with three kids to support! I'm going
to wind up working in a muggle McDonalds, flipping burgers!
*attack HARRY, and the put VOLDIE
into a lavalamp straightjacket*
*at this point, poor VOLDIE is crying. HERMIONE goes to comfort him. Meanwhile,
HERMIONE's monkey is sitting on RON's foot, playing with matches. It suddenly
bursts into flames*
HERMIONE:Oh, NO! Ha Kof Sheli Be'Esh!!!
*the monkey burns down to ashes, which go into RON's sock*
RON:Now my foot itches!
*the scene closes with HARRY, VOLDIE, and HERMIONE all holding a baby, and RON holding his sock*
A/N-I dont own anything, so you can't sue me..hahahahaha! I would own the plot,
if there was one! LOL