"Let's play the 'which one is Hikaru game!" Two identical twins shouted at a group of flailing, fainting fangirls. "So, which of us if Hikaru?"

1
2
Ready
Go

They had on their berets and had swapped places too many times to count, or to remember the initial position.

Can
You
Tell?

"I think the one of the left is Hikaru!" A fangirl squealed.

Of
Course

"Nope! Swap time!"

Not.

"Okay, this time Hikaru is one the left, for sure!"

Not
Even
Close.

"Nope! Sorry girls, we're getting a little bored at this. Maybe next time you can get it right?" They picked up their bags and walked out of the room.

Don't

"Hikaru," said the younger twin, "we should help them."

Count on it.

"You're right. Just once though, for all of the readers!"

HIKARU AND KAORU'S LIST OF WAYS TO TELL US APART!

"First," said Hikaru, "my hair is parted on the left side. Kaoru's is on the right."

"And in later chapters, his hair is darker!"

"Now. Here it gets tricky, you must pay close attention."

"If you look closely," continued Kaoru,"my eyes are usually bigger and show more emotion. Of course, this varies."

"Next, some things I say Kaoru just would not say. Think a little." Said Hikaru.

"And last,"

"But not least,"

"Hikaru talks weird!"

"Hey! I do not!"

"Do to! Serious, he talks with longer words and more of his sentences are inverted. And perverted."


REVIEW! Yeah, this isn't a story, but I thought I'd share with you some of my secrets for telling them apart! If you're intersted, in my profile there is a detailed list with examples for you to practice with! I was bored. Maybe I will fix the tell-apart crisis? No, probably not.