*Disclamer! I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho.

Chapter 1

The Deal.

Life needs balance. But what if balance became a person? What if balance became a dealer of souls? A judge maybe? What if balance made a deal with the devil? Or was it the devil that made the deal? What if every god- no EVERY immortal has made a deal? What would happen when times runs out?

"My dear daughter, my beautiful reality. How are you?" A dark charming voice said. "I'm fine father. Thank you." I said back to Moring star. Yes, I'm the Devil's daughter. I am Saren. The Dealer. The collector of souls. The balance of reality. I keep the immortals in check. I am the only one who knows how to kill an immortal. I made humans. I made The Book.

I bet your wondering. What the fuck am I rambling about? Eh? Well, life needs good and evil to co-exist. But, my book has been stolen for years thanks to that fucker Chaos and his bother Misfortune. They had ripped pages out of the book and let it all fall into humans' hands. Gods and humans alike shouldn't read the book. If read; all of reality would chatter. Humans would make diseases. Gods will finally destroy humans. Moring Star (Devil) will finally take over the world. Bet your wondering why I made the book in the first place? Easy. To pass it on.

Humans had found a few pages. Along with the gods. Yet the bad has not yet began.

"Daughter, are you going to collect today?" "Of course father." This was everyday. Father knows how I love to bug Konema. Steal the souls and offer them life. I love to piss him off. Moring star chuckled. "Have fun. Oh, I will. Especially with a out-due deal I have to collect." The devil smirks at me. Oh, I guess is time to check on a good friend; and collect on his part of the burgeon.

Koeman's P.O.V

Stamp. Stamp. Stamp.

Koeman kept stamping the documents. Koeman had been having a strange feeling in his gut since he woken up; like he forgot something. Something important. He dismissed it. Saying it was just hunger. Botan and George walk in his office; both out of breath. "Koeman!" both said. "There's trouble!" Botan said recovering first. "Well get the boys!" Koeman said. Botan nodded and ran out looking for the boys. George and Koeman began working on the computers trying to get anything on these demons. George left the young prince in his office and kept looking else where.

"Hello Koeman." Koeman frozed.

That voice.

That voice made his neck hair raised. That voice that can make his day a living hell. "Seran." He squeaked out. The beauty behind him laughed. "Oh, Koeman. A old friend cant visit?" Koeman stayed still. Not daring to move. Afraid that it might trigger something uncalled for. "Sorry Seran, but not when you're the dealer." Once again she chuckled. This time she walked in front of him and sat in his chair. She was in her normal form. Saying that she's here on business. Her long blood red hair (with very thin very few black strands) covered most of her back. Her piercing blue eyes(which were behind glasses) reminded him of a hunter. A shame she hides her left eye behind her bangs. She was dressed in a red V dress that went to her knees: showing her very curvy figure and red flats. Her hands had on white gloves and on her neck she wore a black ribbon that neatly tied into a bow.

Koeman stopped staring before any ideas happened.

"What do you want?" Koeman watched her full red lips pull back. She was smirking. He was scared. "I'm here to collect." Shit. Koeman forgot. Koeman felt his face pale. Oh, dear god. He was going to die. He cant believe he forgot! Today! He was going to pay up! Today exactly! Oh kami (god) save me! As if god heard him. The boys walked in and frozed. The boys stared at the beauty in front of them. Her blue eye(s) held their gaze.

Saren's P.O.V~

Great. Just fucking great. I really didn't want an audience. I study the four boys. They were actually quite an odd group. A demon sprit in human body, a ex-assassin/thief, a human, and a hanyou. You really don't see something like this often. The hanyou gave off the 'I am the bad boy' thing. The human looked stupid he gave off 'I am tough and ladies love me' pfft likes that true. The human host looked smart and ……..pretty. The small one gave off 'I am going to kill you' sign. Yeah, odd group. I quickly looked once again to koeman. "Koeman. My pay." I said letting out my hand.

"Umm….Saren how about we….. huh make another deal?" he gulp. I watched him. "A deal huh?" I brought my hand to my face and did the thinking position. Crossing my legs and placing my hand under my chin, biting my index finger.( A bad habit I had since childhood.) I observed the young ruler and pondered over the deal. I felt a smile on my face. "Alright koeman. I'll give you a week to re-pay me, but you need to double it or I will take yours'." Koeman sighed. Now theres was no excuses to forget. "Deal." He said putting his hand out to shakes mines. I quickly shook it. I snapped my fingers and a soft lavender contract appeared and a feathery old fashion pen too. I put it on his desk telling him to sign at the bottom. He did. I smiled and proofed away along with the contract.

WITH THE BOYS~

"Koeman, was that who I think it was?" Kurama asked the tiny ruler. The baby sighed and nodded. "Who was the babe?" Yusuke questioned. "Yeah who was the hotty?" Kuwabara asked shortly after Yusuke did. "That was the dealer, Saren." Koeman answered the curious boys. "She knows all, she is balance and she is evil!" koeman started to ramble on about now how Saren is a evil bicth who needs to find a hobby and how she needs to get laid and etc… The boys stared at there rambling boss. Kurama decided to break this. "Since Saren is a dealer. That means that you had made a deal with her." Kurama said. Koeman quickly shut up. He cleared his throat and answered the fox. "Yes I did. It was an emergency!" Koeman said. Anybody can tell he clearly regretted his decision. "What was your deal?" Kurama said going to his "therapist mood" "I was in so much troubled. He was suppose to die, but he didn't die! He escaped death 4 times! My dad wanted him dead! And I couldn't kill him!" Koeman said. The boys understood if the father wanted something done, it needs to be done. "I was scared of him. I didn't want to get spanked! So, I made a deal." Koeman continued. "What was the deal?" Yusuke asked . "It was if she killed him, I needed to bring her 100 souls." The boys looked confused. "But don't souls come here ALL the time?" Kuwabara said. "Yes, but she wants special souls." Koeman said. "What are special souls?" Yusuke asked. "Special souls are suicide children. Or children that suffers form any mental disordered. Examples: Schizophrenia, bipolar, etc. " Koeman said. "Then why don't you?" Kuwabara questioned. "Because dad wont let me." Koeman said. "Pussy." Yusuke mumble under his breath. Koeman glared at his direction, having heard his small comment. Kurama cleared his throat gaining there attention. "So, whatcha going to do?" Yusuke asked the tiny ruler. "I……don't know."