Why I won't date any one in this cabin.
We all love Nico but he is very hard to get. This is why he won't go out with you.
i dont own pjo or hoo
Chapter 1- Zeus cabin
They're my cousins
Pinecone Face is annoying
And scares me
Jason would beat me up till I couldn't remember my name if I asked Pinecone Face out
Uncle Zeus would incinerate me if I asked her out
Then artemis would convince my dad to let me out so she could turn me into a jackalope and hunt me down.
Chapter 2- Hera cabin
It's empty
They would be my cousins
They'd be scary like Hera
They'd be way too sweet
Chapter 3- Poseidon cabin
Percy's the only one in there- I'm not gay
Any sisters that he might have that haven't been claimed would still be my cousins.
And they'd scare me
And Percy would beat me up till I couldn't remember my name if I asked them out
And Uncle Poseidon would drown me
Chapter 4- Demeter cabin
They're my cousins
Any (and all) descendants of Demeter are evil
They're too bossy
And annoying
And obsessed with plants
I'm allergic to plants
I don't like plants
They spend too much time in the strawberry's
If I ask any of them out Miranda and Kate will get their boyfriends (the Stolls) to prank me to the brink of insanity
Chapter 5- Ares cabin
They scare me
A lot
More than Thalia when she's mad
A bit more
Almost as much Percy and Thalia fighting
Almost
Except Clarisse
She is almost as scary as Thalia
Good thing she isn't single
Chapter 6- Athena cabin
They're annoyingly smart
I would learn stuff from them and I've learned enuf from just hanging out with Percy and Annabeth
They scare me
I'm glad most of the older girls there are dating someone. They are less scary with a boyfriend
Annabeth will kill me if I ask one of her sisters out
Then she'll get Percy to as well
Then Athena will send owls to peck my eyes out because she thinks I'm almost as bad as Percy
I dont like owls
Chapter 7- Apollo cabin
They're to bright and sunny
Poems annoy me
I dont like music
I can't think of any other reason not to date one of them- they're HOT
Chapter 8- Hunters of Artemis
They're forever single
They can and will turn me into a jackalope if I hit on any of them
They scare me
Especially because Thalia's one of them
And she scares me a lot
Artemis scares me more than Zeus
Chapter 9-Hephaestus cabin
They spend too much time in the forge
The scare me
Almost as much as the Ares cabin
Leo would light me on fire if I hit on one of his sisters
Chapter 10- Aphrodite cabin
Most of them are snobs
Like popular girls in school
The only cool one is Piper
She scares me
She's dating Jason
He scares me
But all those girls are hot
Chapter 11- Hermes cabin
I don't want to get my stuff stolen
That's why I don't come in there
And never will
I don't want to be pranked to insanity
Chapter 12- Mr D's cabin
There's only dudes there...
Chapter 13- Hades cabin
This is my cabin...
Chapter 14- Iris cabin
They're too colorful
And happy
And smiley
And rainbowy
And sweet
And talkative
And annoying
I can barely stand being in the same camp as them
Let alone next door
Chapter 15- Hypnos cabin
They're always asleep...
Chapter 16- Nemesis cabin
I don't want to get pulled into their revenge plots
Other than that they're pretty ok
Chapter 17- Nike cabin
I wouldn't mind this cause when on my team we'd always win
But sparing and any one on one competition I'd always loose
Chapter 18- Hebe cabin
Half of them look eight...
And those are the ones my age...
The older ones look up to 14
Chapter 19- Tyche cabin
I wouldn't mind having good luck constantly so I can't see why not
Chapter 20- Hecate cabin
Their witch craft and sorcery scares me
Other than that they're pretty cool