"Welcome to Survivor: Reptile Island! I'm your host, Lakitu!"
We pan around said island. It's filled with trees, bushes, and streams alike. There is a small beach surrounding this huge island.
"Here's how the game works: 24 reptiles from random video games, movies, etc., will split into two teams of 12. The teams will compete against each other for rewards, immunity, and only one reptile will win $1,000,000!"
We see a raft coming to shore.
"Our first reptile, seen as an easily aviodable target, Paratroopa!"
Paratroopa comes to Lakitu.
"Yeah, well you just wait! I will win the million! Everyone else will be big stinkers!" says Paratroopa.
"Um... that didn't come out right."
"I know." says Paratroopa.
He slumps over to the side.
"Our next reptile, loved by WAAAY too many people(jealousy), Yoshi!
Yoshi comes over.
"Hi, Paratroopa. Survivor sounds fun, doesn't it?" asks Yoshi.
"Well, you just...!"
"Paratroopa, let it go." says Lakitu.
"...Sorry."
"Next is..."
"YO! WHAT'S UP, MATES?!"
We see Boomerang Bro. and his pimped up raft.
"You STYLED your raft?! How?!" asked Yoshi.
"Dolphins love me." says Boomerang Bro.
"O. K. Next, we have our youngest reptile, at age 5, Totodile!"
No raft is seen.
"Where's your raft?" asks Lakitu.
"Don't need one. I'm TOTODILE!" says Totodile.
"Our next reptile already came before I announced this game, Ivysaur!"
Ivysaur comes with a coconut.
"Who are you?" asks Ivysaur.
"WTF are you askng that?! I'm BOOMERANG BRO!"
"Sorry, I'm so used to Brawl, I don't know a lot of people." says Ivysaur.
"Since I want to get this over with, I'll say the other 19 together: Charizard, Dark Bones, Tyranitar, Espio, K. Rool, Boshi, all male dragons from Dragon Tales(except Zak, who couldn't be bothered to show up), Birdo, Wendy, Kylie Koopa, Guilmon, Turtwig, both female dragons from Dragon Tales, Machoke, Aldo the Alligator, Louis the Alligator, Kludge, and a loaf of bread.
"What?" says everyone.
"It's a joke contestant!" says Lakitu.
"So, we shouldn't eat it?" asks Wendy.
"I never said that." says Lakitu.
"Keep the bread away from Yoshi!" yells Dark Bones.
"Here are the teams. Scale Tribe has Paratroopa, Boomerang Bro., Ivysaur, Dark Bones, Espio, Boshi, Quetzal, Wendy, Guilmon, Cassie, Machoke, Louis, and the bread.
Shell Tribe has Yoshi, Totodile, Charizard, Tyranitar, K. Rool, Ord, Birdo, Kylie, Turtwig, Wheezie, Aldo, and Kludge."
"Aww... no bread?" asks Yoshi.
"You still have me." points out Birdo.
Well, that's the intro chapter. Next time is the cabins and the 1st Reward Challenge. Don't forget to review!